Phil Gibson
@philgibson01.bsky.social
If anyone wants to be friends in real-life, my user name is "Phil".
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... - Back when I was involved with Scouts there was a leader who did this, but basically over 25 years. "I used to be in the army" was his whole personality. Nice bloke. Hugely popular around the village, no one ever had cause to question it.
Suspected fake admiral at Llandudno Remembrance event investigated
Members of the Royal Naval Association in Llandudno spotted a man wearing an unusual uniform.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... - Back when I was involved with Scouts there was a leader who did this, but basically over 25 years. "I used to be in the army" was his whole personality. Nice bloke. Hugely popular around the village, no one ever had cause to question it.
If I could just go one day without being needlessly vague, that would be quite something.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If I could just go one day without being needlessly vague, that would be quite something.
Nice heights you got there
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Nice heights you got there
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
Bea's having some pretty major surgery tomorrow and she's going to need to be extra brave (as will I). Fingers crossed for Bea.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bea's having some pretty major surgery tomorrow and she's going to need to be extra brave (as will I). Fingers crossed for Bea.
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barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
barista: can i take your name
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
james bond: the name's bond
barista: ok
james bond: james bond
barista: well i've written bond now
james bond: it's ok don't
barista: i can get a new cup
james bond: no it's fine
barista: it's not a problem
james bond: just go with bond
Idea for a satirical cartoon: So it's the Bake Off tent, right? And there's Tim Davie and Donald Trump in a Traitors cloak, yeah, and Donald Trump is saying to Tim Davie: "You are the weakest link, goodbye".
Ooh how deliciously fiendish. Gibson you scamp, you've done it again!
Ooh how deliciously fiendish. Gibson you scamp, you've done it again!
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Idea for a satirical cartoon: So it's the Bake Off tent, right? And there's Tim Davie and Donald Trump in a Traitors cloak, yeah, and Donald Trump is saying to Tim Davie: "You are the weakest link, goodbye".
Ooh how deliciously fiendish. Gibson you scamp, you've done it again!
Ooh how deliciously fiendish. Gibson you scamp, you've done it again!
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[To the tune of Whole Again]
Looking back at when we first met,
I assaulted you with a flying baguette,
Stronger than a gun
Mustard and onion,
Jury sent me home again
Looking back at when we first met,
I assaulted you with a flying baguette,
Stronger than a gun
Mustard and onion,
Jury sent me home again
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
[To the tune of Whole Again]
Looking back at when we first met,
I assaulted you with a flying baguette,
Stronger than a gun
Mustard and onion,
Jury sent me home again
Looking back at when we first met,
I assaulted you with a flying baguette,
Stronger than a gun
Mustard and onion,
Jury sent me home again
Hey fireworks, shhh! 🤫
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hey fireworks, shhh! 🤫
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It's really hard to believe proposed wealth taxes are unaffordable or burdensome when you see how much billionaires are willing to spend avoiding them:
If at least 26 billionaires can waste at least $27 million trying to defeat Zohran Mamdani, then those same billionaires can afford to pay an extra 2% on their income over $1 million to make New York a better, thriving city for everyone — including themselves.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's really hard to believe proposed wealth taxes are unaffordable or burdensome when you see how much billionaires are willing to spend avoiding them:
Always been a fan of Zorrans.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Always been a fan of Zorrans.
Why does DPD, the best package delivererer, not simply eat the other package delivererers?
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why does DPD, the best package delivererer, not simply eat the other package delivererers?
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
People talk about crime in cities, but the real money's in rural crime. Why, right now I'm putting together a ragtag crew of ex-con sheep worriers for one last big score.
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
People talk about crime in cities, but the real money's in rural crime. Why, right now I'm putting together a ragtag crew of ex-con sheep worriers for one last big score.
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On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament.
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament.
There should be a "no AI slop" filter on Etsy. Trying to choose nice Christmas cards for the family and every other bastard fucking card is this insincere schmaltzy shite. Bin it.
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There should be a "no AI slop" filter on Etsy. Trying to choose nice Christmas cards for the family and every other bastard fucking card is this insincere schmaltzy shite. Bin it.
New reaction gif just dropped (for my enemies)
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New reaction gif just dropped (for my enemies)
The fuck is this? Where are the Buffalo Phils supposed to go?
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The fuck is this? Where are the Buffalo Phils supposed to go?
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I think this shop is hosting some kind of networking event for ghosts.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I think this shop is hosting some kind of networking event for ghosts.
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
Donation no. 73. Another few and I get to meet the Queen or something.
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Donation no. 73. Another few and I get to meet the Queen or something.
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive