Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
The internet is for making up kinds of guys. That's it.
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
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Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 24
𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔣ä𝔥𝔦𝔤
...asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.
*Bourdain voice* How far are we from an actual dairy, let alone any cow?!?! Cheese it might be but that's like saying [CRINGE REDACTED UNDER WOKE 2]. And yes, the crackers are recognizably a wheat product, but WHAT wheat? Flour isn't as snooty as wine but we should at least know...
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
*Bourdain voice* How far are we from an actual dairy, let alone any cow?!?! Cheese it might be but that's like saying [CRINGE REDACTED UNDER WOKE 2]. And yes, the crackers are recognizably a wheat product, but WHAT wheat? Flour isn't as snooty as wine but we should at least know...
Nelly Furtado should be remembered more fondly
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Nelly Furtado should be remembered more fondly
Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt
I know that Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr but my brain has never really been able to accept it as reality it feels like learning that Ronald McDonald is married to Daisy Duck it’s like what do you mean
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt
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This is just sad dad Mr. Blue Sky
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This is just sad dad Mr. Blue Sky
You know how Buffy would've been very different with smartphones, or even cells?
I think the same is true for Mad Men
I think the same is true for Mad Men
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
You know how Buffy would've been very different with smartphones, or even cells?
I think the same is true for Mad Men
I think the same is true for Mad Men
Guy (veteran of Iraq) who pronounces OIF as "Oif" and not an acronym
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Guy (veteran of Iraq) who pronounces OIF as "Oif" and not an acronym
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Look I know grok is evil but I really want to ask what it thinks about the fact that Babylon 5 has Space Italians and Real Italians (and presumably New Jersey) but they never address it. (The human/Space Italians not sharing much physiology despite outward appearance mentioned in e1 doesn't count)
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Look I know grok is evil but I really want to ask what it thinks about the fact that Babylon 5 has Space Italians and Real Italians (and presumably New Jersey) but they never address it. (The human/Space Italians not sharing much physiology despite outward appearance mentioned in e1 doesn't count)
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a very dope part of this app is that a
dope post like this doesn’t get drowned
out by insane rhetoric engagement like
it would on that other place,,
dope post like this doesn’t get drowned
out by insane rhetoric engagement like
it would on that other place,,
love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
a very dope part of this app is that a
dope post like this doesn’t get drowned
out by insane rhetoric engagement like
it would on that other place,,
dope post like this doesn’t get drowned
out by insane rhetoric engagement like
it would on that other place,,
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OH OKAY
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
OH OKAY
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"I pressed my face against the copier and turned it on. I'll never forget what happened next."
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"I pressed my face against the copier and turned it on. I'll never forget what happened next."
Dropped into the pleasant tone of voice I use when talking to the twinfants with our dogs and then I'm "No, WTF, these are grown-ass adults" to myself
This is a microblogging website
This is a microblogging website
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dropped into the pleasant tone of voice I use when talking to the twinfants with our dogs and then I'm "No, WTF, these are grown-ass adults" to myself
This is a microblogging website
This is a microblogging website
Some content is omnioffensive and not meant for mortal eyes at all
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Some content is omnioffensive and not meant for mortal eyes at all
Look at my SECDEF dawg, we're never winning a war
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Look at my SECDEF dawg, we're never winning a war
"They gentrified lean" has taken up permanent residence in my mind for the last however many years. It's not not responsible for my current mental state. Just absolute BluCinema
This is a microblogging website
This is a microblogging website
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"They gentrified lean" has taken up permanent residence in my mind for the last however many years. It's not not responsible for my current mental state. Just absolute BluCinema
This is a microblogging website
This is a microblogging website
This would fix our season
I really wish frank would stop chewing gum #COYS
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This would fix our season
Yes, glad I smoke now
Glad I recently learned to smoke
This match has 0-0 written all over it.
Frank setting up Spurs in a back three with a Palhintancur midfield means the only real passer in the team is Romero. Gonna be butt-pucker defend-and-counter for 90 minutes, I'm afraid. Every Arsenal corner a moment of terror.
We could win this.
Frank setting up Spurs in a back three with a Palhintancur midfield means the only real passer in the team is Romero. Gonna be butt-pucker defend-and-counter for 90 minutes, I'm afraid. Every Arsenal corner a moment of terror.
We could win this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yes, glad I smoke now
Glad I recently learned to smoke
This match has 0-0 written all over it.
Frank setting up Spurs in a back three with a Palhintancur midfield means the only real passer in the team is Romero. Gonna be butt-pucker defend-and-counter for 90 minutes, I'm afraid. Every Arsenal corner a moment of terror.
We could win this.
Frank setting up Spurs in a back three with a Palhintancur midfield means the only real passer in the team is Romero. Gonna be butt-pucker defend-and-counter for 90 minutes, I'm afraid. Every Arsenal corner a moment of terror.
We could win this.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Glad I recently learned to smoke
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November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You can hire me to edit for you! I provide fast, professional, and personalised proofreading, copy editing, and developmental editing services
www.wellreadherring.com/editing
www.wellreadherring.com/editing
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ROSE LAVELLE'S CULTURED LEFT FOOT!
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ROSE LAVELLE'S CULTURED LEFT FOOT!
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ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL
ROSE LAVELLE GOAL