Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
The internet is for making up kinds of guys. That's it.
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
*Bourdain voice* How far are we from an actual dairy, let alone any cow?!?! Cheese it might be but that's like saying [CRINGE REDACTED UNDER WOKE 2]. And yes, the crackers are recognizably a wheat product, but WHAT wheat? Flour isn't as snooty as wine but we should at least know...
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
*Bourdain voice* How far are we from an actual dairy, let alone any cow?!?! Cheese it might be but that's like saying [CRINGE REDACTED UNDER WOKE 2]. And yes, the crackers are recognizably a wheat product, but WHAT wheat? Flour isn't as snooty as wine but we should at least know...
This is just sad dad Mr. Blue Sky
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This is just sad dad Mr. Blue Sky
What's that Seamus Heaney poem about cutting turf? Anyway, sucks to have to dig down four feet to replace a pipe that got full of roots.
This is a microblogging website.
This is a microblogging website.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What's that Seamus Heaney poem about cutting turf? Anyway, sucks to have to dig down four feet to replace a pipe that got full of roots.
This is a microblogging website.
This is a microblogging website.
No, I don't think I will tap and hold to imagine with AI
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No, I don't think I will tap and hold to imagine with AI
Happy anniversary to this absolute banger from @aidanmcglynn.bsky.social !!!
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Happy anniversary to this absolute banger from @aidanmcglynn.bsky.social !!!
After 20+ years of collecting a decent personal philosophy library, those books are boxed up to make room for my culinary library
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
After 20+ years of collecting a decent personal philosophy library, those books are boxed up to make room for my culinary library
I once put a burrito in leftover pizza dough. It rocked. This...did not. But I got paid $10 to make it.
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I once put a burrito in leftover pizza dough. It rocked. This...did not. But I got paid $10 to make it.
Meanwhile I had a customer ask for a Boyardee ravioli loaf, so I baked it
October 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Meanwhile I had a customer ask for a Boyardee ravioli loaf, so I baked it
When I remember Babylon 5 had Space Italians AND regular Italians, they regularly interacted, yet never mentioned it
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When I remember Babylon 5 had Space Italians AND regular Italians, they regularly interacted, yet never mentioned it
One of my favorite things about being my own boss (and only employee) is that my business page can subject the normies to homemade memes like this and no one can stop me
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
One of my favorite things about being my own boss (and only employee) is that my business page can subject the normies to homemade memes like this and no one can stop me
Party hard on a Friday night
September 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Party hard on a Friday night
RIP Gaston Bachelard, you would've loved the MassPike
September 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
RIP Gaston Bachelard, you would've loved the MassPike
Catching up on all the Comey stuff and this is the song the small gods of shuffle dealt me
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Catching up on all the Comey stuff and this is the song the small gods of shuffle dealt me
The small shuffle gods testing my commitment to the bit*
*putting whatever is on shuffle as the soundtrack to a story/post
*putting whatever is on shuffle as the soundtrack to a story/post
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The small shuffle gods testing my commitment to the bit*
*putting whatever is on shuffle as the soundtrack to a story/post
*putting whatever is on shuffle as the soundtrack to a story/post
The cure for male loneliness
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The cure for male loneliness
Now she is monster
OK this was still a few years ago. She is monster, but cute. Imagine her snuggling two adorable twinfants. That's her now.
OK this was still a few years ago. She is monster, but cute. Imagine her snuggling two adorable twinfants. That's her now.
September 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Now she is monster
OK this was still a few years ago. She is monster, but cute. Imagine her snuggling two adorable twinfants. That's her now.
OK this was still a few years ago. She is monster, but cute. Imagine her snuggling two adorable twinfants. That's her now.
The world might be bleak. Do you need a small good news? I have one. Margo, who is now much older than in this picture, had some lumps in her abdomen. Vet confirmed today that they're just "wierd fat lumps." So that's cool, and this is a microblogging website
September 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The world might be bleak. Do you need a small good news? I have one. Margo, who is now much older than in this picture, had some lumps in her abdomen. Vet confirmed today that they're just "wierd fat lumps." So that's cool, and this is a microblogging website
Baking for money's so much better than teaching intro ethics for money
September 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Baking for money's so much better than teaching intro ethics for money