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Inspiring slogan on colourful background. Probably part of a whale. Not a journal. Runctitional features. Made in Turkey/Hindiden Üretilmiş
I see that Lord Russell has been made a life peer and wonder whether this is the first time a hereditary peer has been given a life peerage.

@chrisbrooke.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Comedy trouser mishap #3WordHorrorStory
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Tying a bowtie while running (largely because I tend not to run anywhere these days.)
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

In the summer of ‘88, I had a job where I installed cell phones into cars. No one has needed that skill in over 30 years.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
But on the other hand, there is another hand
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The woods decay, the woods decay and fall
The vapors weep their but then to the ground
Man come and tills the field and lies beneath
And after many a summer dies the swan.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Guest bath.
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Now that I have a bath, I can have a bath.

(Not actually a line from a Tom Stoppard play AFAIK.)
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Reposted by Praisegod Bathtubs Georg.
'Dr Annalisa Nicholson, British Academy Postdoctoral Fellow in the Department of Languages, Literatures and Cultures, reveals how the concept of the salon was translated to the capital in A Salon-in-Exile: Hortense Mancini and the French Diaspora in Restoration London.' 1/2
The original influencers: exiled women and the French salon in European culture | King's College London
A new book explores how exiled women played a pivotal role in shaping elite culture in Restoration England through the introduction of the French salon model.
www.kcl.ac.uk
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I used to consider myself a bit of a left-winger when I was at Stoke

#ProfessionalFoul
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just heard the news that Tom Stoppard had died and thought, oh Mum will be sad to hear that…
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Penguins (Australia)
Tortoises (Turkey)
Flamingoes (Turkey)
Haggis (Scotland)
Monkeys (India)
- hares (Scotland)
- scalloped hammerhead sharks (Fiji)
- hoopoe (India)
- flamingoes (France)
- this excellent giraffe (Uganda)
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who Thanksgive.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
‘Famously dense’ (my handouts, apparently, rather than myself).
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Like most normal people, I now have twice as many bathtubs in my front garden as I did when I woke up this morning.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
To anyone who doesn’t speak Turkish this is just an endearing bot that posts about chickens.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Ningit
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Consider the following inference:

If Ed Miliband is the answer, it’s a bloody stupid question

It’s a bloody stupid question

Therefore Ed Miliband is the answer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Worrying noises from the new blueberry plants…wonder what’s up with that…
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Currently polluting my subconscious: Rod Hull and Emo.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
If I had lived in the eighteenth century I wouldn’t have been able to use Google to figure out that I’d accidentally left my ‘phone in town today.

Probably would have had to use carrier pigeons instead, which would have been messy and inconvenient.
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Praisegod Bathtubs Georg.
Today we have Strategic Vision. Yesterday,
We had financial imperatives. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have Strategic Vision. The quiet girl
At the back suddenly gets excited about a question,
And today we have Strategic Vision.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sexy Where's My Phone.
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I’ve seen a lot of people complaining that no-one has taken the title ‘Prince’ away from Andrew Windsor, but it turns out that you can just not call him that if you don’t want to.
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Spent a bit of time looking up a political philosopher called ‘Jonathan Hovercraft’ today, only to eventually figure out that this was a copy-editor’s (or auto-correct’s) miscorrection of ‘Jonathan Havercroft’.
October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I built an AI model that writes haunting sci-fi novels in which a vast and unknowable alien other produces seemingly-real replicas of your lost loved ones, just as you remember them but also hollow, since we cannot know the alien other if we do not know ourselves. I call the model 'Stanislaw LLM'
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM