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Petti LaBelle
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I mostly respond in cat memes because why would you not? Occasionally more absurd than real life, just to stay limber. Not-so-secret re-watcher of the same 4 historical C-dramas.
Oh, and somatic psychotherapist, but just for funsies.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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"AI" is really: "Capital hates Labor so much, it wants to replace it entirely".

One little problem: ALL profit is, ultimately, derived from Labor.

AI can *NEVER* be profitable.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Me:"... And *then* that woman made me bring back 'just threw up in my mouth a little' back, and it was the last mf straw"
Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not the sting of tears cuze' the Pope's bar hit so good?!?

"The logic of algorithms tends to repeat 'what works,' but art opens up what is possible."
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cau•ca•city (noun):
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I love this! Hope to find something similar I can take part in.
Portland, Oregon!

For queer and trans people that are interested in free martial arts training from @liberationma.bsky.social, sign up for this free class on Nov. 26th!
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*shakily removing glasses*
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
💖💖💖
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If children were assumed to have the innate right of consent, like every other person does, my industry (counseling) would be decimated in two-three generations.

And I want that so hard it hurts.
My Most Woke Opinion?

Full liberation for children.

Not as in un-parented, which would be a lazy reading. As in accorded the full rights and assumptions of safety, health, education, belonging, and determination.

Not white children. Not wealthy children. Not “western” children. All children.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's perfect. Literally perfect
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
And a can of Canada dry and I'd be immortal 👀
I know this got di strent of di blek pantha in it.
🎶 It will neeever lose its power 🎵
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The Villain's astrology app:
Me: No.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
🤣🤌🏽
I can’t touch grass but every morning on my way to work I lick this one corner of my front lawn.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I miss black market weed. You almost never ended up fetal and praying for sobriety.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In case anyone was wondering, watching Joffery die is still spectacularly satisfying.

12 stars
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay those gingerbread ice cream sandwiches might have to happen
Down at the food accessory store. Y’all want something?
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is so on-brand for this country. 🤦🏽‍♀️

It's 'farse' when they don't know they're funny, right?
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM