Paul-Jan
@paul-jan.bsky.social
Owner of Epona Labs. Demoscene as The Watcher^TUHB. The best experiments go *boom*.
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
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I made my pink hoodie cooler. I just have to wait for it to dry… (it’s oil based ink so it will take awhile.)
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I made my pink hoodie cooler. I just have to wait for it to dry… (it’s oil based ink so it will take awhile.)
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Made a nice page for all my demoscene favorites.
mrdoob.com/demoscene/
mrdoob.com/demoscene/
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Made a nice page for all my demoscene favorites.
mrdoob.com/demoscene/
mrdoob.com/demoscene/
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if you've never used a physical address book, you won't understand this part of the design
July 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
if you've never used a physical address book, you won't understand this part of the design
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Brilliant!
In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)
July 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Brilliant!
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I love CSS folks. They are soldiers of joy and delight. The world is burning and AI debates have people at each others throats and CSS peeps keep being like “check out this dancing turtle I made out of divs 🥰”
July 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love CSS folks. They are soldiers of joy and delight. The world is burning and AI debates have people at each others throats and CSS peeps keep being like “check out this dancing turtle I made out of divs 🥰”
If you are going to WHY, make sure you don't miss this!
If you are a tech / hacking lover and somehow not going to WHY ... why the heck not?
(I personally don't handle camping well, otherwise I would be all over this 💖)
If you are a tech / hacking lover and somehow not going to WHY ... why the heck not?
(I personally don't handle camping well, otherwise I would be all over this 💖)
I'm organizing the #tic80 #ByteJam at #why2025 on the Monday evening. If you're at WHY and want to join the bytejam, hit me up!
https://cfp.why2025.org/why2025/talk/ZRBZAC/
I'm also hosting a TIC-80 workshop on Friday — come learn & code with us!
#fantasyconsole
https://cfp.why2025.org/why2025/talk/ZRBZAC/
I'm also hosting a TIC-80 workshop on Friday — come learn & code with us!
#fantasyconsole
July 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you are going to WHY, make sure you don't miss this!
If you are a tech / hacking lover and somehow not going to WHY ... why the heck not?
(I personally don't handle camping well, otherwise I would be all over this 💖)
If you are a tech / hacking lover and somehow not going to WHY ... why the heck not?
(I personally don't handle camping well, otherwise I would be all over this 💖)
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As a former demo coder, I approve of this art.
Ellsworth Kelly, Green Blue, 1968 #artbots #moma
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136895
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136895
July 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
As a former demo coder, I approve of this art.
I absolutely LOVED [untitled]. I would recommend [untitled] to anyone! 😄
July 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I absolutely LOVED [untitled]. I would recommend [untitled] to anyone! 😄
Not just any old tape player from the looks of it. 🥰
I am really tempting fate using a tape player asset with a record button.
July 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Not just any old tape player from the looks of it. 🥰
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6510 1351 8580 1541
What’s a number (or set of numbers) in your field or hobby that might seem unrelated but anyone else in that group would recognise in an instant?
221 255 260 289 302 351
221 255 260 289 302 351
July 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
6510 1351 8580 1541
Whoever designed whatsapps "swipe up to talk" must not be in *any* group chats with elderly relatives.
24/7 accidental audio chats and non-stop confusion. 😐
24/7 accidental audio chats and non-stop confusion. 😐
July 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Whoever designed whatsapps "swipe up to talk" must not be in *any* group chats with elderly relatives.
24/7 accidental audio chats and non-stop confusion. 😐
24/7 accidental audio chats and non-stop confusion. 😐
To get away from the computer a bit I am doing some late night math hobbying with a friend so naturally the first thing one does is to make silly visualizations on the computer. 😅
June 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To get away from the computer a bit I am doing some late night math hobbying with a friend so naturally the first thing one does is to make silly visualizations on the computer. 😅
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reap what you sow
June 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
reap what you sow
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Wow I sincerely hope that no one who reads my blog has noticed that every time I talk about the app TikTok I’ve written it as “Tik Tok”. That would sure be embarrassing if everyone knew that I was making that mistake.. for four years..
June 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wow I sincerely hope that no one who reads my blog has noticed that every time I talk about the app TikTok I’ve written it as “Tik Tok”. That would sure be embarrassing if everyone knew that I was making that mistake.. for four years..
😆Guess what unicodedata.normalize / str.normalize("NFD") / COLLATE Latin1_General_CI_AI / (pick your poison) do 😂
A diacritic is a mark put above, under or through a letter, changing its pronunciation and/or meaning. For example, in Spanish tengo doce años means “I am twelve years old” whereas tengo doce anos means “I have twelve anuses.” So forgetting the tilde in that sentence would be a dire/critical mistake
June 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
😆Guess what unicodedata.normalize / str.normalize("NFD") / COLLATE Latin1_General_CI_AI / (pick your poison) do 😂
My goal in life is to become Business frog. Maybe I should start wearing ties again.
June 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My goal in life is to become Business frog. Maybe I should start wearing ties again.
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Last weekend was the Nova 2025 demoparty in the UK. I worked on a couple of the productions released there.
I made a 4Kb Executable Graphics picture "void main".
www.pouet.net/prod.php?whi...
Since then I've also put a variation of the code up on #shadertoy www.shadertoy.com/view/3fySDR
I made a 4Kb Executable Graphics picture "void main".
www.pouet.net/prod.php?whi...
Since then I've also put a variation of the code up on #shadertoy www.shadertoy.com/view/3fySDR
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Last weekend was the Nova 2025 demoparty in the UK. I worked on a couple of the productions released there.
I made a 4Kb Executable Graphics picture "void main".
www.pouet.net/prod.php?whi...
Since then I've also put a variation of the code up on #shadertoy www.shadertoy.com/view/3fySDR
I made a 4Kb Executable Graphics picture "void main".
www.pouet.net/prod.php?whi...
Since then I've also put a variation of the code up on #shadertoy www.shadertoy.com/view/3fySDR
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Long time no quack 🦆 Progress is slow, but I'm still doing important work on @awaddlefullife.bsky.social!
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev
June 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Long time no quack 🦆 Progress is slow, but I'm still doing important work on @awaddlefullife.bsky.social!
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev
Welcome to modern authentication scenarios, where this error could mean
(a) 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 screwed this up again and you should wait a day or two for them to fix it in the cloud
or
(b) 𝗬𝗼𝘂 screwed up. Auth config is Fiddly (to say the least), so entirely possible. Hope you weren't waiting for MS. 😅
(a) 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 screwed this up again and you should wait a day or two for them to fix it in the cloud
or
(b) 𝗬𝗼𝘂 screwed up. Auth config is Fiddly (to say the least), so entirely possible. Hope you weren't waiting for MS. 😅
June 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Welcome to modern authentication scenarios, where this error could mean
(a) 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 screwed this up again and you should wait a day or two for them to fix it in the cloud
or
(b) 𝗬𝗼𝘂 screwed up. Auth config is Fiddly (to say the least), so entirely possible. Hope you weren't waiting for MS. 😅
(a) 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 screwed this up again and you should wait a day or two for them to fix it in the cloud
or
(b) 𝗬𝗼𝘂 screwed up. Auth config is Fiddly (to say the least), so entirely possible. Hope you weren't waiting for MS. 😅
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If you want to know what it's like living in a lovely old cottage in the countryside, it's 40 degrees in my office but when I switch the fan on the internet goes slower.
June 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If you want to know what it's like living in a lovely old cottage in the countryside, it's 40 degrees in my office but when I switch the fan on the internet goes slower.