PatrIcculus
@patricculus.bsky.social
Purveyor of radical Centrist thinking. Vicious toward bullshit. On a quest for the restoration of objective reality in a completely ridiculous world.
I'm saving $0.05/gallon on gas, and "a few things at the grocery store" last week cost $400.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm saving $0.05/gallon on gas, and "a few things at the grocery store" last week cost $400.
I’m always skeptical about the degree government should be in your pocket for a percentage of your income each year, but being in your pocket to fund a bunch of partisan hacks, who are on the take, accomplishing even less than a bloated civil service, is an argument for resurgence of Swiss banking.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m always skeptical about the degree government should be in your pocket for a percentage of your income each year, but being in your pocket to fund a bunch of partisan hacks, who are on the take, accomplishing even less than a bloated civil service, is an argument for resurgence of Swiss banking.
Is that make up or jaundice?
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Is that make up or jaundice?
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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There is nothing less rock and roll than kissing a despot's ass.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There is nothing less rock and roll than kissing a despot's ass.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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political science
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
political science
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/u...
Tom Cotton's always been a downright evil mother fucker. Just another example.
Tom Cotton's always been a downright evil mother fucker. Just another example.
‘We killed them and we were right to kill them’: Sen. Cotton on ‘double-tap’ strike on alleged drug boat | CNN
CNN News Central’s John Berman talks with Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) about the September 2 follow-up strike critics are calling a potential war crime.
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/u...
Tom Cotton's always been a downright evil mother fucker. Just another example.
Tom Cotton's always been a downright evil mother fucker. Just another example.
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So you gonna drop your lawsuit against us right, Pam?
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So you gonna drop your lawsuit against us right, Pam?
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I would be surprised to see any Somalis in the Epstein files.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I would be surprised to see any Somalis in the Epstein files.
I mean, the Senate did confirm drunken Patrick Bateman, coming straight off a morning talk show host gig, as the Secretary of "War" for an old doofus who wants a Nobel Peace Prize. Are we not entertained?
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I mean, the Senate did confirm drunken Patrick Bateman, coming straight off a morning talk show host gig, as the Secretary of "War" for an old doofus who wants a Nobel Peace Prize. Are we not entertained?
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"Mike carried a calculator watch and a 22-inch Mitsubishi television that was approximately ten times bigger than Dustin’s. Lucas carried binoculars and an army knife. After Eleven turned a monster into ash, Will came back from the Upside Down but carried an evil slug inside him."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
buff.ly
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Mike carried a calculator watch and a 22-inch Mitsubishi television that was approximately ten times bigger than Dustin’s. Lucas carried binoculars and an army knife. After Eleven turned a monster into ash, Will came back from the Upside Down but carried an evil slug inside him."
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
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"My poll numbers have never been better."
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"My poll numbers have never been better."
The outgoing Mayor wishes you a happy Turkey day.
a man wearing a hat that says mayor adams
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says mayor adams
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November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The outgoing Mayor wishes you a happy Turkey day.
What day does Trump pardon a turkey? Oh yeah, that's every day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What day does Trump pardon a turkey? Oh yeah, that's every day.
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Note to self: check homeowners insurance.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Note to self: check homeowners insurance.
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Musk played hide the bot farm.
*I knew that conscious philosopher account was foreign.
*I knew that conscious philosopher account was foreign.
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Musk played hide the bot farm.
*I knew that conscious philosopher account was foreign.
*I knew that conscious philosopher account was foreign.
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Stunning development: Senators now confirm the Trump admin’s 28-point “peace plan” for Ukraine wasn’t a U.S. plan at all. It was a Russian wish list. Follow along. This is crazy. 1/
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Stunning development: Senators now confirm the Trump admin’s 28-point “peace plan” for Ukraine wasn’t a U.S. plan at all. It was a Russian wish list. Follow along. This is crazy. 1/
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Stay and fight the man you now know is evil?
“Nah. I’ma check out like the punk you always knew I was.”
“Nah. I’ma check out like the punk you always knew I was.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Stay and fight the man you now know is evil?
“Nah. I’ma check out like the punk you always knew I was.”
“Nah. I’ma check out like the punk you always knew I was.”
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see