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Jan Hits The Fan
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Sometimes I like stuff.
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Made a cheesy alt #heatedrivalry cover just for fun.
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
So many old kinkmemes are going to be lost if LJ dies. Such a huge part of fandom history.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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In an ocean of bad-faith Heated Rivalry takes full of specious arguments and cherrypicked facts, Salon has published one so rancid that I need to pick it apart.

Don't worry, I'm not female or a woman, so I love it the right amount and also I get to be as angry and as mean as I want 😌.
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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good evening i wrote a little 2k #hollanov ilya-centric fic about the complicated feelings of getting yourself traded off of your team, and the things we do for love.

archiveofourown.org/works/76790736
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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“You want to make me a tuna melt?”
#heatedrivalry #hollanov #ilyarozanov
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Now that Heated Rivalry s1 has wrapped up I've been coping by listening to episode recaps by the finest hockey bros in all the land, i.e. What Chaos and Empty Netters, and I am so charmed by these guys, who are diving head-first into a genre they have zero experience with, but also. Also.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Come to the cottage with us. #heatedrivalry

🎧: open.spotify.com/episode/5YtU...
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I'm so appreciative that Jacob Tierney took the time to chat with me a few days before the #HeatedRivalry finale about finding the right cottage, those new end credits, his broad ideas for Season 2, and more:
'Heated Rivalry' Creator Reveals the Finale's Biggest Changes From the Book and the Status of Season 2
Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney discusses the finale's biggest changes from the book, those new end credits, the status of Season 2, and more.
collider.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Candy is back with a gift for everyone: a recap of  Heated Rivalry ep. 5 just before the finale drops. 

"I don’t know if my heart can keep growing; Jacob Tierney, you’re giving me dilated cardiomyopathy."

https://bit.ly/HRep5
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fic rec like whoa for 'love takes miles' by corsi. 10 years in-universe hollanov hockey rpf.
The way this took me back! The formatting of all the old fandom haunts! Growing out of love with hockey and being pulled back in! Genuinely kind of emotional about it.
ao3.org/works/76368791
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Ilya Rozanov 🏒

#heatedrivalry
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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#hollanov #heatedrivalry what if ilya did get down on his knees in that dirty vegas bathroom?
now with a little mutually inspired fic to go with by erisenyo on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/75210136
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Y'all this past week I've seen some baffling takes on Heated Rivalry by people who have zero knowledge or enjoyment of romance novels, romance narratives, or sex scenes as a storytelling device. "Uh where's the romance? Why are they boning so much???"
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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After watching the first two episodes, Heated Rivalry is actually a perfect example of how sex scenes can be used to build individual character and relationship development. In this essay I will*

* I actually don’t have time to write this essay, but SOMEONE should
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The long list has landed.

Get ready for the 2026 Tournament of Books, presented by @fieldnotesbrand.bsky.social, with the 70 most Rooster-worthy novels of the year! www.tournamentofbooks.com/the-year-in-...
The 2026 Long List — The Tournament of Books
Literary bloodsport approaches! As we narrow down our shortlist of Tournament competitors, here are the 70 works of fiction in consideration from this year.
www.tournamentofbooks.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I NEED TO MAKE A MILLION GIFS

#MurderbotSpoilers #murderbot
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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4. A subplot about a wildly neurotic, neurodivergent choreographer and the self-absorbed himbo who becomes his muse. It goes EXACTLY where you think it does.
May 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Another pulp-inspired art for Murderbot! @marthawells.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Fuck this, absolutely fuck this, everyone who loves audiobooks loves their favourite narrators because they are great at their jobs and interpreting the author's words and they make the experience what it is www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks
Amazon brand will offer more than 100 artificial intelligence-generated voices in English and other languages
www.theguardian.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Jason Sketch, from GTA VI. ⛅
May 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Me when GTA VI comes out like:
May 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The thing about substack, which is different from other morally compromised publishing, is that you can create a comparable newsletter on a less evil platform in about an hour. You cannot create the equivalent of the NYT, or a Big 5 publisher, or even the Daily Mail.
my feed right now is just substack blog after substack blog after substack blog and half of them right now are specifically critiques of the guys from the big fascist signal chats article and those critiques are delivered on the platform that makes nazis money and it’s making me sad.
When I talk about how Substack was funded as part of a deliberate strategy to make a platform where they could mainstream their fascist ideas, this is the group I am talking about. The other suckers who put their newsletters on the platform are playing into this agenda.
May 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Goddamn, this hits hard
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM