The Grumpiest Bird
@owlwitch.bsky.social
Bird witch, worshipper of owls. Patron saint of stink bugs she/her
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i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
first off: it is clear Sting is holding a copy of The Far Side Gallery 2 by Gary Larson, published in October of 1986. This narrows our search down to 603 Far Sides out of the over 4,000 cartoons that Gary Larson put out in his carreer.
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i just want to take a moment to appreciate that gary larson would come up with jokes like "what if mummy is cow, the end" and continues to live a life of unimpeachable integrity and is respected universally as an artist
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every alt band photo
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
every alt band photo
i made a thing
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i made a thing
SNEAK ATTACK
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
SNEAK ATTACK
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
I love this Frankenstein movie and how Victor only drinks milk.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I love this Frankenstein movie and how Victor only drinks milk.
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love having this weird chronic pain and every test is coming up "you are fine"
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
love having this weird chronic pain and every test is coming up "you are fine"
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Cats don’t need “training” to do this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cats don’t need “training” to do this.
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introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
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This is an ode to tarot and 90s TCGs, I am super proud of this
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is an ode to tarot and 90s TCGs, I am super proud of this
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ICE recruitment ads have been all over streaming services. Artists do not want the places where people find and listen to our work to promote ICE, a racist, corrupt group who kidnap and disappear innocent people. Why the fuck is Spotify running ICE ads?
October 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
ICE recruitment ads have been all over streaming services. Artists do not want the places where people find and listen to our work to promote ICE, a racist, corrupt group who kidnap and disappear innocent people. Why the fuck is Spotify running ICE ads?
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*record scratch*
yeah that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up surrounded by big sentient ballsacks
yeah that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up surrounded by big sentient ballsacks
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*record scratch*
yeah that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up surrounded by big sentient ballsacks
yeah that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up surrounded by big sentient ballsacks
Wow its #portfolioday! I never do this so here goes. I’m a cartoonist and my comic is @cadavernongrata.bsky.social
I also quilt, draw stupid doodles and watercolors on occasion. I love birds
I also quilt, draw stupid doodles and watercolors on occasion. I love birds
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wow its #portfolioday! I never do this so here goes. I’m a cartoonist and my comic is @cadavernongrata.bsky.social
I also quilt, draw stupid doodles and watercolors on occasion. I love birds
I also quilt, draw stupid doodles and watercolors on occasion. I love birds
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today i'm starting Anxietober, where for 31 days i'm coming up with one additional thing to be anxious about
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
today i'm starting Anxietober, where for 31 days i'm coming up with one additional thing to be anxious about
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Remember the reason for the season
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remember the reason for the season
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One Cattle After Another (2025)
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One Cattle After Another (2025)