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OutlawSkye
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Mad Auntie Skye🏳️‍⚧️
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
“Another Quality Microsoft Product(tm)”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I get that's what you expected, but that's not what the ACs said."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's on the syllabus."
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
If you are angry that your child is braver, kinder, or more successful than you as a human being, you are mad at yourself for succeeding in an important part of parenting.

You just don’t like that by accidentally teaching your kids to actually be good people, they realized you weren’t.
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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in case you didn't understand why transphobic rhetoric worried us so much about this guy, well it's because it's a signal that shit like this is coming next.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Genuinely by all means, continue the start of the second American revolution, but I feel it’s important for me to reaffirm that Wanda Sykes is a true legend.
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
We literally started a war with England and became our own country about this.
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Well, yes. Humanity has an undefinable quality to it, because we have unlimited potential. You cannot model data with an infinite range and attempts to define that would be inherently limiting to humanity, which is not a static macroorganism, but a growing dynamic one.
I just don't think that anybody understands what humanity is. I think the most common and most intuitive models might just be super wrong.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Police have been arguing for decades that because of their “special training”, it shouldn’t be illegal for them to run red lights even when not on a call.
100% agree. Ironically, this is the only version of "broken windows" that actually makes any sense, because it has to do with the individual behavior of one person going from getting away with small crimes to getting away with big crimes, instead of being some vague theory about general contagion.
My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If I had the resources (including energy), I’d love to do research on a concept of “anti-cultures”, such as “whiteness” that aren’t a culture so much as they erases culture to leave its practitioners disconnected and ignorant with no true core to have a healthy security and understanding of self.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Going forward frozen water in chucks are known as Freedom Cubes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Try curry mashed potatoes! Delicious too!
Garlic mashed potatoes FUCK
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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One of the things that kills me about all this is that it’s just, like, maybe ten guys.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
One of the neighborhood strays is an neglected/abandoned cat who is super friendly to people but kinda pompous, so he got the name Lord Byron. This is from when I gave him catnip this afternoon.
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Too many of you children are learning queer theory from the internet instead of from the meanest lesbian you’ve ever met like God intended.
August 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What’s good, internet?

Tell me of stuff that made you happy today!
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"No shit," said Gandalf, "It isn't as if most people wish for this kinda of fuckshit to rain down on them. It sucks. It totally sucks. Why do you think I have so much 'pipeweed' on me at all times? C'mon now."
January 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I just did the math. On October 15th my transition will have lasted longer than the confederacy. I’m planning a party.
January 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM