Ouija Beard
@ouijabeard.satan.social
I’m probably thinking about Satanism or house plants.
Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated.
Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path.
NSFW but your boss is into it.
Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated.
Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path.
NSFW but your boss is into it.
Fun fact: I haven’t been able to say the word lemon any other way since 1993.
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Fun fact: I haven’t been able to say the word lemon any other way since 1993.
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Chad really tried to alter his appearance after a gaggle of 17 year olds gave him the what for 😂
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Chad really tried to alter his appearance after a gaggle of 17 year olds gave him the what for 😂
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Oh. So they do understand why Black people want police to lose qualified immunity.
It's amazing how much clarity people suddenly have now that the children being harmed are not mostly Black.
It's amazing how much clarity people suddenly have now that the children being harmed are not mostly Black.
The fatal shootings of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Minneapolis are fueling efforts to allow lawsuits under state law to hold federal officials liable for committing civil-rights abuses. on.wsj.com/3MjgeFE
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Oh. So they do understand why Black people want police to lose qualified immunity.
It's amazing how much clarity people suddenly have now that the children being harmed are not mostly Black.
It's amazing how much clarity people suddenly have now that the children being harmed are not mostly Black.
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I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war
Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...
www.haaretz.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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getting their asses kicked so hard, they're just abandoning vehicles and gear now. this is the behavior of an occupying army that's losing.
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
getting their asses kicked so hard, they're just abandoning vehicles and gear now. this is the behavior of an occupying army that's losing.
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Listening to this album today for no reason at all.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Listening to this album today for no reason at all.
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Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
*It’s still gonna go bad, but at least we have root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer.
*It’s still gonna go bad, but at least we have root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer.
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Post a Random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
*It’s still gonna go bad, but at least we have root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer.
*It’s still gonna go bad, but at least we have root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
December 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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The only thing dryer than erika kirks handkerchief is Stephen Miller's wife
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone holding a napkin to her nose
Alt: Erika kirk is sitting in front of a microphone holding a dry napkin to her nose
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The only thing dryer than erika kirks handkerchief is Stephen Miller's wife
Time for a midweek mood check!
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Time for a midweek mood check!
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
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FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
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lol. lmao even
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
lol. lmao even
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December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
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STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
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STORE: Your order is in your city!
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Shout out to all the Brian Cole’s out there that are going to have a shitty day on the internet.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Shout out to all the Brian Cole’s out there that are going to have a shitty day on the internet.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Watching Hilary Clinton say that young people are being manipulated by “fake images” from Gaza makes me wish hell is real. Fuck her.
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Watching Hilary Clinton say that young people are being manipulated by “fake images” from Gaza makes me wish hell is real. Fuck her.