Parker Williams
@oneatehundreds.bsky.social
Illustrator • Pink Lady apples fan • I mostly just follow and retweet (re…sky?) funny people, and occasionally try to comment funny responses. Some of them land.
Trying to find all the people I follow on the (eX-)bird app.
http://ParkerWillia.ms
Trying to find all the people I follow on the (eX-)bird app.
http://ParkerWillia.ms
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Graphite and white charcoal pencil on gray tone-paper, roughly 11×14”
My niece, a dancer, graduated high school on June 5th, and I drew this portrait of her that night, presenting it as a gift the next evening at her grad party. Forgot to post to here until now, but still proud of it
My niece, a dancer, graduated high school on June 5th, and I drew this portrait of her that night, presenting it as a gift the next evening at her grad party. Forgot to post to here until now, but still proud of it
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Even if this is true, it's kind of a wild way to say you and your company can't support or instill confidence in the people you employ
I don’t know Rian Johnson from Adam, but…he “got spooked” by the negativity? I dunno, he sure bounced back a hell of a lot better than Lucasfilm did.
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Even if this is true, it's kind of a wild way to say you and your company can't support or instill confidence in the people you employ
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We went to the drive-in about twice a month. But they built the Piqua Cinema in '69. Though Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid was the debut movie, they brought in True Grit, a few weeks later (though it was released a few months earlier).
True Grit's the first movie I saw in an indoor movie theater.
True Grit's the first movie I saw in an indoor movie theater.
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
We went to the drive-in about twice a month. But they built the Piqua Cinema in '69. Though Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid was the debut movie, they brought in True Grit, a few weeks later (though it was released a few months earlier).
True Grit's the first movie I saw in an indoor movie theater.
True Grit's the first movie I saw in an indoor movie theater.
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they’ll blame you for being in their way even when they’re the ones who invaded the neighborhood where your baby was sleeping inside your home
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
they’ll blame you for being in their way even when they’re the ones who invaded the neighborhood where your baby was sleeping inside your home
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Cleaning my desktop and found these are three actual Dick Tracy panels, but slightly reordered by me and only very slightly.
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Cleaning my desktop and found these are three actual Dick Tracy panels, but slightly reordered by me and only very slightly.
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If Scott Adams had been anti-racism and called out discrimination & bigotry, that's what people would be talking about today.
Instead, he is remembered for something else.
May he receive all the love and grace he didn't see in others.
Instead, he is remembered for something else.
May he receive all the love and grace he didn't see in others.
Scott Adams: “The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people…
So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help Black citizens anymore.”
This is who JD Vance and Trump are celebrating today.
So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help Black citizens anymore.”
This is who JD Vance and Trump are celebrating today.
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If Scott Adams had been anti-racism and called out discrimination & bigotry, that's what people would be talking about today.
Instead, he is remembered for something else.
May he receive all the love and grace he didn't see in others.
Instead, he is remembered for something else.
May he receive all the love and grace he didn't see in others.
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Widely celebrated by art historians as the first design text of the American Arts & Crafts movement, Arthur Wesley Dow’s Composition: A Series of Exercises Selected From a New System of Art Education revolutionized the American classroom: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/dow-composition
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Widely celebrated by art historians as the first design text of the American Arts & Crafts movement, Arthur Wesley Dow’s Composition: A Series of Exercises Selected From a New System of Art Education revolutionized the American classroom: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/dow-composition
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I’m no Trump fan but this is a clear and cogent explanation of his new “FIRE BAD” legislation.
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I’m no Trump fan but this is a clear and cogent explanation of his new “FIRE BAD” legislation.
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new rose garden sign is giving "kitchen nightmares"
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
new rose garden sign is giving "kitchen nightmares"
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at 0:42 two officers are pointing her to drive forward down the side street
at 0:43 a third officer breaks her passenger window and starts opening the door to pull her out
they fucking love giving conflicting orders and then escalating
at 0:43 a third officer breaks her passenger window and starts opening the door to pull her out
they fucking love giving conflicting orders and then escalating
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
at 0:42 two officers are pointing her to drive forward down the side street
at 0:43 a third officer breaks her passenger window and starts opening the door to pull her out
they fucking love giving conflicting orders and then escalating
at 0:43 a third officer breaks her passenger window and starts opening the door to pull her out
they fucking love giving conflicting orders and then escalating
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this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen
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checking in on the president of the United States
January 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
checking in on the president of the United States
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Just received the bat signal for millennial children of boomers
January 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Just received the bat signal for millennial children of boomers
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Congrats on your clicktatorship, America
A team of content creators, not wearing any kind of uniform jumped out of the car and filmed the arrests.
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Congrats on your clicktatorship, America
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I don't have much to say about the news except that fellas you should check on the women in your life because many of us have been called a "fucking bitch" for just trying to exist and we're always wondering when it will happen next and if we'll survive. Anyway I'm going to go play video games now
January 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I don't have much to say about the news except that fellas you should check on the women in your life because many of us have been called a "fucking bitch" for just trying to exist and we're always wondering when it will happen next and if we'll survive. Anyway I'm going to go play video games now
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i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed
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This is a big deal.
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is a big deal.
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posting without comment
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
posting without comment
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Walz: "I asked Secretary Noem how she would've felt had President Biden sent 2,000 troops into Rapid City, South Dakota, and she said she would've welcomed them. I leave that for the folks of South Dakota to determine."
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Walz: "I asked Secretary Noem how she would've felt had President Biden sent 2,000 troops into Rapid City, South Dakota, and she said she would've welcomed them. I leave that for the folks of South Dakota to determine."
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Instead of giving Congress a heads up that he ordered U.S. troops to attack Venezuela and seize its president, Donald Trump tipped off oil companies.
That tells you everything you need to know about who Donald Trump works for.
That tells you everything you need to know about who Donald Trump works for.
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Instead of giving Congress a heads up that he ordered U.S. troops to attack Venezuela and seize its president, Donald Trump tipped off oil companies.
That tells you everything you need to know about who Donald Trump works for.
That tells you everything you need to know about who Donald Trump works for.
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He was desperate for the Peace Prize because he knew he'd spend his last year alive murdering people.
Moments after threatening Colombia, Trump -- who just yesterday bombed Venezuela -- threatens Iran: "If they start killing people like they have in the past, I think they're gonna get very hard by the US"
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
He was desperate for the Peace Prize because he knew he'd spend his last year alive murdering people.
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Congrats on your pedophile terrorist dictator, America
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Congrats on your pedophile terrorist dictator, America