olive the mushrooms
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30’s, Happily losing the battle of who can care least — some current: shakarian | destiel | ghoulcy | beejhawk | kazumaji | gale/shadowheart
some sleeping but still loved: OFMD | Sylki | darklina | entrapdak | hilson
some sleeping but still loved: OFMD | Sylki | darklina | entrapdak | hilson
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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December 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Don't make me choose.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Don't make me choose.
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If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.
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Galetober #8 Spice
He do be spicin’ it up tho
#bg3 #galedekarios #baeofwaterdeep #bg3memes #awgaletober
He do be spicin’ it up tho
#bg3 #galedekarios #baeofwaterdeep #bg3memes #awgaletober
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Galetober #8 Spice
He do be spicin’ it up tho
#bg3 #galedekarios #baeofwaterdeep #bg3memes #awgaletober
He do be spicin’ it up tho
#bg3 #galedekarios #baeofwaterdeep #bg3memes #awgaletober
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Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together https://theonion.com/everything-falling-apart-reports-institute-for-somehow-1819569822/
October 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together https://theonion.com/everything-falling-apart-reports-institute-for-somehow-1819569822/
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
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What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.
Found mouse poop under my kitchen sink in the cabinet. Was pretty upset until I reached for the bag of mouse poison blocks under there and found the mouse had ripped open the bag and gotten into it. Guess that problem is gonna solve itself.
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Found mouse poop under my kitchen sink in the cabinet. Was pretty upset until I reached for the bag of mouse poison blocks under there and found the mouse had ripped open the bag and gotten into it. Guess that problem is gonna solve itself.
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If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.
September 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
This is exactly it. It’s critical to remember that the harms these people have decided to visit upon us are already chosen. If it wasn’t this as an excuse it would be something else, or they’d make something up. It’s not as if they care what’s true or not. Don’t believe them. They have no ideals.
September 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is exactly it. It’s critical to remember that the harms these people have decided to visit upon us are already chosen. If it wasn’t this as an excuse it would be something else, or they’d make something up. It’s not as if they care what’s true or not. Don’t believe them. They have no ideals.
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I guess the Etsy witches are real?
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I guess the Etsy witches are real?
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
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a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
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August 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
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a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
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Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.