Stochastic Resiliency Engineer
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There but for the grace of clowns go I ✨he/him ✨Welcome to the Anthrobscene
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This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
July 6, 2023 at 7:51 PM
This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
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No respect! Even from the ai! I asked chatgpt what I could do to make my wife happy -- it told me to kill myself!
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
No respect! Even from the ai! I asked chatgpt what I could do to make my wife happy -- it told me to kill myself!
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
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Cornucapicola
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cornucapicola
#beefsgiving XIX - Le boeuf, c'est bon.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
#beefsgiving XIX - Le boeuf, c'est bon.
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extremely funny for the paw patrol balloon to be the firefighter dog instead of the cop dog. ACAB includes paw patrol
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
extremely funny for the paw patrol balloon to be the firefighter dog instead of the cop dog. ACAB includes paw patrol
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Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to drink 36-72 Michelob Ultras and cut off your left hand in a single swift strike
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Remember to drink 36-72 Michelob Ultras and cut off your left hand in a single swift strike
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The desire to treat AI as having a soul is based on the same pathological terror at their own mortality that drives these same men to invest in life extension foundations.
If the AI has a soul, then consciousness is code and their own consciousness can be uploaded and thus they can live forever.
If the AI has a soul, then consciousness is code and their own consciousness can be uploaded and thus they can live forever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The desire to treat AI as having a soul is based on the same pathological terror at their own mortality that drives these same men to invest in life extension foundations.
If the AI has a soul, then consciousness is code and their own consciousness can be uploaded and thus they can live forever.
If the AI has a soul, then consciousness is code and their own consciousness can be uploaded and thus they can live forever.
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
The road goes on forever, and the radio traffic never ends.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The road goes on forever, and the radio traffic never ends.
Let they who have never 3d printed in their hotel room cast the first 3d printed butthole.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Let they who have never 3d printed in their hotel room cast the first 3d printed butthole.