jess
@ofjustimagine.bsky.social
well, the sports start coming and they don't stop coming. (she/her)
WHO?? WILL?? WIN?????? the double dose of xanax i took or my third diet coke of the day. the answer is truly anybody’s guess!
(panic attacks over the shit you actually liked doing is truly the cruelest of mistresses)
(panic attacks over the shit you actually liked doing is truly the cruelest of mistresses)
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
WHO?? WILL?? WIN?????? the double dose of xanax i took or my third diet coke of the day. the answer is truly anybody’s guess!
(panic attacks over the shit you actually liked doing is truly the cruelest of mistresses)
(panic attacks over the shit you actually liked doing is truly the cruelest of mistresses)
when i tell you i read the words “extended editions” and RAN i am absolutely not fucking joking. i’m missing out of my personal ee marathon because i’m traveling on christmas day, so it kinda feels like fate. but if fate were taking my money in tickets and popcorn.
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when i tell you i read the words “extended editions” and RAN i am absolutely not fucking joking. i’m missing out of my personal ee marathon because i’m traveling on christmas day, so it kinda feels like fate. but if fate were taking my money in tickets and popcorn.
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
please respect my privacy at this time and for the next 7-10 business days
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
please respect my privacy at this time and for the next 7-10 business days
(now kiss)
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(now kiss)
i had a mole removed from my back yesterday (get ‘em checked friends!) and wow. there’s truly nothing so undignified as trying to put a bandaid on the spot of your back that you can’t reach.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i had a mole removed from my back yesterday (get ‘em checked friends!) and wow. there’s truly nothing so undignified as trying to put a bandaid on the spot of your back that you can’t reach.
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Happy two year anniversary to Hangman Adam Page drinking Swerve Strickland’s blood and forever altering my brain chemistry
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Happy two year anniversary to Hangman Adam Page drinking Swerve Strickland’s blood and forever altering my brain chemistry
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
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airport update for anybody interested:
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
airport update for anybody interested:
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
the woman in front of me on this flight is reading literotica.com on her phone
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the woman in front of me on this flight is reading literotica.com on her phone
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
today bff took me out as a late birthday present for lunch at a former dive bar (truly was THE DIVEYEST!!) connected to a dollar tree called "the new local restaurant".
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
today bff took me out as a late birthday present for lunch at a former dive bar (truly was THE DIVEYEST!!) connected to a dollar tree called "the new local restaurant".
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
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"you know, use your judgement for cropping and resizing. you know how to do that, right?" - dad, to me, his child who did study graphic design at art school for 3 years
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"you know, use your judgement for cropping and resizing. you know how to do that, right?" - dad, to me, his child who did study graphic design at art school for 3 years
"They were at eight [outs] to go when a former Astro, of all people, put a dagger into hundreds of thousands of hearts, then screamed with joy at having done it. It felt cosmically unfair. It felt right."
"I got in trouble for writing 'Jeff Nelson' and 'Arthur Rhodes' on the underside of my school desk in Sharpie."
@zachgottschalk.bsky.social asks when is it our turn?
www.lookoutlanding.com/editorial/13... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
@zachgottschalk.bsky.social asks when is it our turn?
www.lookoutlanding.com/editorial/13... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
There’s some crying in baseball
Always has been
www.lookoutlanding.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"They were at eight [outs] to go when a former Astro, of all people, put a dagger into hundreds of thousands of hearts, then screamed with joy at having done it. It felt cosmically unfair. It felt right."
sports, once again were regrettably a mistake
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
sports, once again were regrettably a mistake