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Alistair
@alistairthethird.bsky.social
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25 They/Them🇸🇰🏳️‍⚧️ Possum and Sega Dreamcast enthusiast. I post about video games and warhammer and wrestling and stuff. Post AI and I will block “And yet we dance”
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · Nov 6
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Emi 🩵 | Hangman Gang @emilianartb.bsky.social · 21h
#AEWDynamite is for the girls, gays, and theys
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Chris Graue {Lo(u)ser} @chrisgraue.com · 5h
Ridiculous costumes and expressing defiance through silliness is proving to be effective. You all owe 3rd wave ska an apology
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The Red-Headed Strangler @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 5h
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
I sleep in a race car bed
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 9h
RIP TOMONOBU ITAGAKI
Tekken 1 Hate Tekken 2 Hate Tekken 3 Hate Tekken 4 Hate Tekken 5 I can no longer figure out what the hell they’re trying to do with the. Hm Bering and I don’t know which one is which. I don’t know what they’re trying to do with all these spin offs so this includes Nina Death by Degrees as well. I don’t think it even needs to be said. It’s annoying please don’t annoy me anymore
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 6h
This was the funniest fucking thing he could have done I loved it
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 11h
If he doesn't come up behind you and poke you while whispering ch ch ch ah ah ah in your ear, he's just not that into you.
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Doc | Puroresu Era 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @docblocked.bsky.social · 20h
Hangman and Samoa Joe: “I’m gonna show ya that I’m the real top dog in AEW!”

Toni Storm and Kris Statlander: “The unbridled sexual tension between us has reached an insane fever pitch.”

The Jon Moxley and Darby Allin subplot:
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 10h
Damn, RIP Itagaki
a woman in a blue suit is holding something in her hands with drew tony z written on the bottom
Alt: Dead or Alive Kasumi
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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · 19h
Part of the pre-AEW lore @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social was talking about #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · Feb 23
I'm doing my best to avoid this app and spoilers for #AEWCollision but I've seen a lot of Garcia vs YUTA discourse and to that note I cannot recommend this match enough. Two of the young greats go hard for 60 minutes in a 100°F venue. This is the future of wrestling. 🤼 youtu.be/8PyEGvddvVg?...
[Free Match] Wheeler Yuta (c) vs Daniel Garcia - IWTV Independent Wrestling World Championship
YouTube video by IWTV
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TakeshitaSCAREvocate @shrubx.bsky.social · 19h
As someone who stopped watching North American wrestling consistently for a decade before AEW and was basically all puro, its my favorite thing about AEW. The rest of the industry exists and it matters within AEW lore, makes their fans more open to giving other things a chance.
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 19h
Tonight, AEW showed clips of NJPW, promoted Friday night's Arena Mexico show & name-dropped a promotion in Denmark. I feel like we sometimes take the "forbidden door" stuff for granted.
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 19h
What ad agency made that Verizon chest mouth ad? Because I need to know what drugs they were on
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 1d
Hangman should do the ghostbusters thing for AEW Halloween again, but instead of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man, he should be an inflatable frog
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Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 19h
OC put more effort into those chops to Yuta vs what he did to Garcia. It's the little details that makes wrestling matches better. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 18h
I feel like it’s 3 weeks in a row I see some dude ringside wearing a Corbett’s shirt lmao. Like why dude
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 19h
Why thank you. #AEWDynamite
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aka LW Salinas @sithwitch.bsky.social · 19h
I keep thinking "JetSpeed Babies" in the same tune as the Muppet Babies theme. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 19h
Jetspeed Babes are the best thing on TV
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 19h
Jetspeed Babes are the best thing on TV
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CaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 20h
Haters tried to tell me Perry wasn't good. Smh.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 19h
These are the social media posts they should be putting on TV during dynamite
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beansprout🌿🐑 @tacodemuerte.bsky.social · 20h
'jack sacrificed himself for kenny' its literally his enrichment to be killed by some guy, loOK HOW HAPPY HE IS
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 19h
Keep it up
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 14d
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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HBO Max | Feedback
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 20h
Okada fuming AND a wrong button call back
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21h
Still from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver showing him at the desk exclaiming happily with a still from WWE in the top left corner and text that reads "wrestling is better than the things you like."
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 1d
I just hope he’s doing okay
Chris Bey holding the X Division Belt
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Alistair @alistairthethird.bsky.social · 1d
Are we thinking LFI wins the trios titles tonight or nah?
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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 1d
A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"
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