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Eric Sanford

@sanfordandson.bsky.social

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friday feedbag purveyor @LookoutLanding.bsky.social, beer league goalie, & extremely washed dad. Go Mariners & Kraken. Dismantle & destroy White supremacy, abortion is healthcare, Ally. Capitalism is a cancer. AI is trash. Free Palestine. Fuck fascism.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2h

Watched The Killer with the boys tonight and remembered that an important part of a John Woo HK movie is that the cars be the most busted tiny sedans possible

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Ruth Kapelus @ruthkapelus.bsky.social · 6h

I love how Josh Naylor answers the question: what if Cecil Fielder was also Rickey Henderson.

Canadian greatness 🇨🇦

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 11h

To all the people in the crowd booing this brave girl for speaking truth to power - I hope you get exactly what you deserve =)

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 10h

Hard to miss😂

Excited for them to open!

Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 10h

Oh I’ve noticed lmao

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 11h

😭😭😭❗️❗️❗️

Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 13h

this killed me, unbelievable quotes in there😭

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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 15h

This is from a really, really lovely piece in the Seattle Times. Absolutely made me cry. www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna be real bored in 2 to 3 more games 🤣

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Dan @danjoncon.bsky.social · 1d

You just got Garved

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

Watch butt plug’s reaction to Cal Raleigh’s homer

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 1d

We usually link "today in Mariners history" in our game preview but thanks to @amandalc.bsky.social we have a whole article about it. Looking for this team to once again make some new history on this date: www.lookoutlanding.com/2020/10/13/2...

Failure, Redemption, and the Last Night of Mariner Magic in 1995

25 years ago today, the Mariners won their last game of the magical 1995 season. It was quite a journey.

www.lookoutlanding.com

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 3

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah I knew that couldn’t be an actual beat writer. More of a Matt Caulkins lol

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

Right?! What’s the rush

Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

I figured that had to be the case. Really embarrassing stuff if it's meant to be taken seriously, haha. Thanks for the heads up!

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 1d

The Sultan of Squat does it again: www.lookoutlanding.com/game-recap/1...

With conviction, Bryce Miller, Cal Raleigh, and the Seattle Mariners win ALCS Game 1, 3-1

A brilliant start yields a brilliant start.

www.lookoutlanding.com

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

i know for a fact (just search "blue jays cal raleigh" on here or the other site) that Cal's dinger yesterday turned all Jays fans with functioning brains into the Joker, as he has done multiple times to them in the past 3 seasons

Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

the more i read this, the more i think this is intentionally bad/inflammatory/satire??? (prob giving too much credit). there is no way someone who covers baseball(?) believes these things to be true. I shouldn't have taken the bait lol

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

"The last couple of innings in Gausman’s night went like this – pop out, pop out, pop out, strikeout, strikeout, home run, base on balls … wait, wait, wait. Was that a home run? Really? It hardly registered."

it hardly registered when the man who has tormented the jays since '22 pants'd you AGAIN?

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

"What was happening out in the field? I don’t know. Someone hit into a groundout. Someone else flew out to centre. All of this was hard to concentrate on. Seattle time machines you - they turn October into August."

the fuck kinda journalism school they got goin up in canada, eh? my god man.

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

"Seattle has no easily identifiable faces. They make no comments. They summon up no hard feelings. The most noted thing about the team this season is that one of their guys has an enormous bum. I’ve seen it now. I’m impressed, but not that impressed."

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a speaker in a room .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a speaker in a room .

media.tenor.com

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Eric Sanford @sanfordandson.bsky.social · 1d

one of the funniest things i've ever read from another team's fanbase's perspective, there are some absolute fucking WHOPPERS in there, holy shit.

www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/baseb...

The Mariners lulled the Blue Jays into a Game 1 loss

Seattle’s go-ahead sixth inning crept up on everyone at Rogers Centre; now the Jays need a win

www.theglobeandmail.com

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 2d

CAL RALEIGH CONNECTS! #ALCS

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