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ObsidianDragon
@obsidiandragon.bsky.social
Equestrian, gamer, pagan, keeper of snakes, Ghostbusters cosplayer, tired parent. She/they.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Almost no one really gets the full hilarity of my Pegasus mech being named Red Mare but _I_ do and it _is_ funny and the paracausal murder pony is entirely too fun.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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* clears throat * let him cook
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Okay okay okay I know we're all making very important memes right now. So. The word you're looking for is rein. We REIN things in. Let's show an example in a sentence: Trump's reign is awful; we need to rein in his goons.

This utterly unimportant PSA brought to you by pressing A to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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A Great Blue Heron takes off from the icy shoreline to head upstream.
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Worth noting that blocking someone you follow doesn't remove you from their follow list, so it's possible a chunk of those people don't realise they show up as still following him.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The child reclaimed the fish. For now.
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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S-SHUT UP
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
My riding lesson was canceled because of cold again and I ended up pretty much spending the whole day babysitting my niece, nephew, and the puppy and I am. Tired. Glad I could help out while my SIL dealt with my MIL having emergency surgery though. Wee?
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Me: I get to go to the bog for the first time in weeks!

My car: absolutely not you haven't driven me in two weeks and now I won't start
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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It's been a chaotic time to be an artist. Now that Canada has a trade agreement with China, it's only a matter of time before Trump ends free trade.

If you're American and been eyeing a piece, now's probably the time.

I know times are tough, but if you could help with a share, it'd mean so much.
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Why don't you just buy a second trout plush?" Bitch that thing cost $50, plus shipping

I had no idea my child would want to steal a PLUSH TROUT

and this is way more entertaining

I may buy the smaller version and mess with him tho
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The child stole Fish at some point when I wasn't looking but I grabbed him back right before bed. I am once more the victor for the night.
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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We want to see your mice!

Mouse impression on a Roman roof tile 👇
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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There is no reason you can’t honor Holocaust Remembrance Day while also celebrating large boulder the size of a small boulder day…life is full of simultaneous joy and mourning.
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I am three layers of moisturizer deep today already
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Today in the plushie wars, I have secured Fish, for now.
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Today in the plushie war I have stolen Crab back, but Fish remain behind enemy lines because he is large and hard to sneak out of the child's bed
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 AM
My kid keeps arranging magnets on th fridge to look like a penis
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I put like 5 kinds of moisturizer on my face before it stopped feeling dry and I wish I was exaggerating for effect but I'm fucking not
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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With proper alt text. Thank you @jothehat.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….

Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I went to the barn for Isola's favorite thing: treats without working for them. I bought some clearance priced stale cake donuts and they thought that was GREAT. Even Cam the OTTB who is still figuring out treats was all about those.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM