Glandular Lansbury
@oblomovist.bsky.social
Nude psychic readings and tax advice.
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Babe come over, we’re melancholiamaxxxing, we’re sadgooning our crypipes
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Babe come over, we’re melancholiamaxxxing, we’re sadgooning our crypipes
Just been listening to the bit about Nymphomaniac in Fern Brady and Alison Spittle's new podcast in the dentist's waiting room while the surgeon who did my foot surgery walked in and chatted to the staff. Bit surreal.
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Just been listening to the bit about Nymphomaniac in Fern Brady and Alison Spittle's new podcast in the dentist's waiting room while the surgeon who did my foot surgery walked in and chatted to the staff. Bit surreal.
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if toni braxton and bill hicks opened a restaurant together they could call it toni and bill’s
November 18, 2024 at 2:15 PM
if toni braxton and bill hicks opened a restaurant together they could call it toni and bill’s
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accidentally logged 25kg of chicken on myfitnesspal for dinner
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
accidentally logged 25kg of chicken on myfitnesspal for dinner
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When you move your country of residency to Monaco to avoid paying billions in tax, you give up any right to comment on life in the UK.
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
When you move your country of residency to Monaco to avoid paying billions in tax, you give up any right to comment on life in the UK.
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“Consider that the AI hype is true.”
My dude. Lots of us have considered this. We’ve tried it, put it through its paces, and found it seriously lacking. It’s impressive software with very limited real world applications. No amount of advertising money they throw at it will make it less of a hype.
My dude. Lots of us have considered this. We’ve tried it, put it through its paces, and found it seriously lacking. It’s impressive software with very limited real world applications. No amount of advertising money they throw at it will make it less of a hype.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“Consider that the AI hype is true.”
My dude. Lots of us have considered this. We’ve tried it, put it through its paces, and found it seriously lacking. It’s impressive software with very limited real world applications. No amount of advertising money they throw at it will make it less of a hype.
My dude. Lots of us have considered this. We’ve tried it, put it through its paces, and found it seriously lacking. It’s impressive software with very limited real world applications. No amount of advertising money they throw at it will make it less of a hype.
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The UK has been colonised by ultra-rich parasites like Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The UK has been colonised by ultra-rich parasites like Sir Jim Ratcliffe
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A heartwarming tale of how even if you aren't subscribed to Google Nest their cameras still upload and save "about three hours" of video which can be recovered in the form of "residual data" from "backend servers," surprising even the FBI who claims to have previously believed it was impossible
How Google played a key role in recovering the video from Nancy Guthrie’s cameras | CNN Business
A major breakthrough in the Nancy Guthrie case largely came down to Google’s technical expertise, a person familiar with the investigation told CNN.
www.cnn.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
A heartwarming tale of how even if you aren't subscribed to Google Nest their cameras still upload and save "about three hours" of video which can be recovered in the form of "residual data" from "backend servers," surprising even the FBI who claims to have previously believed it was impossible
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‘I am the very model of a modern neurotypical’ - is this anything?
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
‘I am the very model of a modern neurotypical’ - is this anything?
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Reminds me of this classic
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Reminds me of this classic
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“More than 250 people were subjected to painful electric shocks, designed to change their sexual preferences and gender identity, in NHS hospitals between 1965 and 1973…”
And in 2025, conversion practices remain legal in the UK and the government is abusing trans youth by denying them healthcare.
And in 2025, conversion practices remain legal in the UK and the government is abusing trans youth by denying them healthcare.
LGBT survivors tell of 'barbaric' NHS electric shock therapy
More than 250 people were subjected to painful electric shocks in NHS hospitals, the BBC discovers.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“More than 250 people were subjected to painful electric shocks, designed to change their sexual preferences and gender identity, in NHS hospitals between 1965 and 1973…”
And in 2025, conversion practices remain legal in the UK and the government is abusing trans youth by denying them healthcare.
And in 2025, conversion practices remain legal in the UK and the government is abusing trans youth by denying them healthcare.
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Coming round to Nadine Dorries thought - she was so real for this
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Coming round to Nadine Dorries thought - she was so real for this
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“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony”
“What are you?”
“A stovetop espresso maker.”
“What are you?”
“A stovetop espresso maker.”
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony”
“What are you?”
“A stovetop espresso maker.”
“What are you?”
“A stovetop espresso maker.”
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein.
He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families.
The memo was NOT to be published.
The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏
He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families.
The memo was NOT to be published.
The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein.
He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families.
The memo was NOT to be published.
The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏
He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families.
The memo was NOT to be published.
The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏
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Just a slob like one of us
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Just a slob like one of us
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Unimprovable segue in this week’s The Rest Is Politics QT, as Rory decries the putrid propaganda and bribery of Melania, before immediately recommending a new Amazon documentary about the King
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Unimprovable segue in this week’s The Rest Is Politics QT, as Rory decries the putrid propaganda and bribery of Melania, before immediately recommending a new Amazon documentary about the King
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luckily my gender identity at birth was the same as my current gender identity: loud crying and confused screaming.
Seeing 'gender identity at birth' on an NHS form and weirdly 'baby' isn't an option.
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
luckily my gender identity at birth was the same as my current gender identity: loud crying and confused screaming.
I stupidly decided to watch the news and it just referred to BABIES as 'the UK's youngest consumers' and now I just want to hurl a brick at the TV.
a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk and saying `` good grief '' .
ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown standing on a sidewalk and saying `` good grief '' .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I stupidly decided to watch the news and it just referred to BABIES as 'the UK's youngest consumers' and now I just want to hurl a brick at the TV.
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Surely that'll only make him worse
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Surely that'll only make him worse
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frances' law: any outing before 10am is simply a pretext to get a mcmuffin
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
frances' law: any outing before 10am is simply a pretext to get a mcmuffin