Nygmus
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Columbus FGC's second most obnoxious booster. Everybody's proud uncle including yours if you need one.
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@cheapsteaks.bsky.social grats again on finishing god hand! still one of my favorite games of all time
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@cheapsteaks.bsky.social grats again on finishing god hand! still one of my favorite games of all time
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hey y'all three of my favorite games are on sale
This season, give yourself the gift of giving us less money:
🧙♂️ Tactical Breach Wizards is 35% off!
store.steampowered.com/app/1043810/...
🕵️ Gunpoint is 75% off!
store.steampowered.com/app/206190/G...
🚀 Heat Signature is 75% off!
store.steampowered.com/app/268130/H...
🧙♂️ Tactical Breach Wizards is 35% off!
store.steampowered.com/app/1043810/...
🕵️ Gunpoint is 75% off!
store.steampowered.com/app/206190/G...
🚀 Heat Signature is 75% off!
store.steampowered.com/app/268130/H...
Save 35% on Tactical Breach Wizards on Steam
In Tactical Breach Wizards, you lead a team of renegade wizards in kevlar through turn-based battles to unravel a modern conspiracy plot. Combine their unique spells in clever ways, or rewind time to ...
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December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
hey y'all three of my favorite games are on sale
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Things aren't going so well and it's stuff I can't easily talk about... with anyone, really. I don't know what to do to fix this beyond admitting that it may not be my problem to solve.
But, if you're reading this, I wish you well. Do something that makes you happy today.
But, if you're reading this, I wish you well. Do something that makes you happy today.
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Things aren't going so well and it's stuff I can't easily talk about... with anyone, really. I don't know what to do to fix this beyond admitting that it may not be my problem to solve.
But, if you're reading this, I wish you well. Do something that makes you happy today.
But, if you're reading this, I wish you well. Do something that makes you happy today.
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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what do I have to do to convince you gay bitches to watch Japanese Womens Wrestling?????
The chaos we've been waiting for in these DREAM QUEENDOM press conferences 💀
#STARDOM 🤼♂️
#STARDOM 🤼♂️
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
what do I have to do to convince you gay bitches to watch Japanese Womens Wrestling?????
Straight up bad brain day goin on
Maybe if I fry my nervous system with enough caffeine it'll help
Maybe if I fry my nervous system with enough caffeine it'll help
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Straight up bad brain day goin on
Maybe if I fry my nervous system with enough caffeine it'll help
Maybe if I fry my nervous system with enough caffeine it'll help
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I’m…Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot G, MARINA!
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m…Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot G, MARINA!
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FYI the whole point of Fox News is to reinforce the message in the video below
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
FYI the whole point of Fox News is to reinforce the message in the video below
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youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something
triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??
triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something
triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??
triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??
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BRO. 😂 Bad mood immediately cured by CBD215 informing me, “I didn’t want people to think I was bullying you on commentary, but what I wanted to say was: Gay woman gets thrown 10 times in a row? Call that fruit loops.” 😭🌈 SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I love losing in final round of an extremely competitive FT3 at the local because I got throw looped by a Shoto in the corner and sat there and took it. Absolutely love it. Great feeling.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
BRO. 😂 Bad mood immediately cured by CBD215 informing me, “I didn’t want people to think I was bullying you on commentary, but what I wanted to say was: Gay woman gets thrown 10 times in a row? Call that fruit loops.” 😭🌈 SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
Tokyo Godfathers is amazing and you should watch it. Yes, you.
word of advice to anyone reading: tokyo godfathers is never not free on whatever streaming service offers free titles. at this point it is easier to watch this on your own time than some of the canonized all-timers like charlie brown or grinch. heavily recommend making time for it
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Tokyo Godfathers is amazing and you should watch it. Yes, you.
fuck turians, man
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
fuck turians, man
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
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surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
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Here’s the thing to think about as we start to get disclosures about the Epstein files: Trump isn’t freaking out because he knows what’s in the DOJ’s files. He’s freaking out because he knows what *should* be in them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Here’s the thing to think about as we start to get disclosures about the Epstein files: Trump isn’t freaking out because he knows what’s in the DOJ’s files. He’s freaking out because he knows what *should* be in them.
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For those who have asked, here's the recipe for the cranberry tarts: www.halfbakedharvest.com/cranberry-br...
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
Cranberry Brie Pastry Tarts.
They're quick, easy, and most importantly, everyone loves them! Puff pastry, creamy brie, and fresh cranberries all baked together to create the perfect cheese filled mini tarts. Finish each tart off ...
www.halfbakedharvest.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For those who have asked, here's the recipe for the cranberry tarts: www.halfbakedharvest.com/cranberry-br...
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
god the Lufia 2 soundtrack really just comes at you out of nowhere with some real bangers
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
Lufia II - SINISTRAL BATTLE THEME - Metal Cover by ToxicxEternity
YouTube video by ToxicxEternity
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November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
god the Lufia 2 soundtrack really just comes at you out of nowhere with some real bangers
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I am not doin so hot today
Post pets or good vibes
Post pets or good vibes
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am not doin so hot today
Post pets or good vibes
Post pets or good vibes