Sometimes I’ll think about how during the election Donald Trump repeatedly claimed that school kids were going to school and receiving literal gender-affirming surgeries without their parent’s knowledge and everyone just kind of shrugged
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sometimes I’ll think about how during the election Donald Trump repeatedly claimed that school kids were going to school and receiving literal gender-affirming surgeries without their parent’s knowledge and everyone just kind of shrugged
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Just sayin', turtle doves are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between turtles and doves.
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just sayin', turtle doves are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between turtles and doves.
My brain at 3 am:
Hey, remember me? From that suuuuuuuuper embarrassing thing that happened to me earlier this year? Well I thought I'd just remind you all that that happened, and
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My brain at 3 am:
I remember when a side of testicles was included
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I remember when a side of testicles was included
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
When I’m president “Continue Watching” will always be the first option on every streaming service
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When I’m president “Continue Watching” will always be the first option on every streaming service
I have no ice cream scoop, but I do have many bent spoons
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have no ice cream scoop, but I do have many bent spoons
My wrapped is always a little skewed because I play guitar and I play along with the tracks a lot, but this is pretty much right.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My wrapped is always a little skewed because I play guitar and I play along with the tracks a lot, but this is pretty much right.
Your outie hasn’t seen daylight in three weeks
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Your outie hasn’t seen daylight in three weeks
2 x 2000= 2,000,000 obvs
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
2 x 2000= 2,000,000 obvs
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Jake Elliott on the Eagles sideline after that pass interference call
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Jake Elliott on the Eagles sideline after that pass interference call
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lawyers and doctors all standing round the machine debating what level of cognitive decline makes you legally dead for succession purposes
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
lawyers and doctors all standing round the machine debating what level of cognitive decline makes you legally dead for succession purposes
They’re going to just grab everything they can while they’re running things, like the it’s the Scatino bust out.
NEW
The Department of Justice is in settlement talks with Michael Flynn.
Flynn is seeking $50 million for what he says is wrongful prosecution.
Full Story: bit.ly/49ZyjBU
The Department of Justice is in settlement talks with Michael Flynn.
Flynn is seeking $50 million for what he says is wrongful prosecution.
Full Story: bit.ly/49ZyjBU
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They’re going to just grab everything they can while they’re running things, like the it’s the Scatino bust out.
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this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
“Your daddy’s girlfriend is a chatbot” would be a really great schoolyard insult
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Your daddy’s girlfriend is a chatbot” would be a really great schoolyard insult