not seriously celia
@notserial.bsky.social
just a leggy they/them/elle; quite full of nonsense
describing something that is made out of 70% polyester as "wool" is unhinged
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
describing something that is made out of 70% polyester as "wool" is unhinged
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La Migra have always been monsters, be they INS, ICE, CBP, HSI or any other weird slush fund org.
Just nobody heard the brown people who were their primary prey when they told you.
immigration isn’t a problem in need of violence. It needs more paths & access, open doors. All else funds cartels.
Just nobody heard the brown people who were their primary prey when they told you.
immigration isn’t a problem in need of violence. It needs more paths & access, open doors. All else funds cartels.
Breaking per NBC News — CBP has shot and critically wounded another person, this time in Arizona. Very few details available at this time.
One person in critical condition after being shot in incident involving Border Patrol in Arizona
The individual is in custody and receiving care, according to law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
La Migra have always been monsters, be they INS, ICE, CBP, HSI or any other weird slush fund org.
Just nobody heard the brown people who were their primary prey when they told you.
immigration isn’t a problem in need of violence. It needs more paths & access, open doors. All else funds cartels.
Just nobody heard the brown people who were their primary prey when they told you.
immigration isn’t a problem in need of violence. It needs more paths & access, open doors. All else funds cartels.
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Hey #sfba friends -- here are a couple of posters for you, created by the same artist who made them for Chicago. Print and share with everyone who needs them!
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey #sfba friends -- here are a couple of posters for you, created by the same artist who made them for Chicago. Print and share with everyone who needs them!
trying to get ready for a flight home and load up on digital media... and hoopla keeps giving me vague error messages 😭 pls i just want some comics
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
trying to get ready for a flight home and load up on digital media... and hoopla keeps giving me vague error messages 😭 pls i just want some comics
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A lot of the apps on your phone are tracking your physical location and selling that information to other companies. Here's a fantastic explainer from @pcmag.com about 20 of the most common apps that spy on you. Service journalism at its finest. www.pcmag.com/explainers/t...
These 20 Apps Are Watching You—And You Probably Use Them Every Day
You might use these apps every day, but have no idea what they collect. These 20 apps are quietly harvesting your location, contacts, photos, and more—here's what you can do about it.
www.pcmag.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A lot of the apps on your phone are tracking your physical location and selling that information to other companies. Here's a fantastic explainer from @pcmag.com about 20 of the most common apps that spy on you. Service journalism at its finest. www.pcmag.com/explainers/t...
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Click to send a Halloween Card to a child at Children's Hospital LA. It cost you NOTHING, it takes 30 seconds and they donate $1 for every card sent between now and Halloween secure1.chla.org/site/SPageNa...
Send a Halloween card to a child in the hospital!
You can help a child in the hospital have a spook-tacular Halloween. Send a special card before the deadline.
secure1.chla.org
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Click to send a Halloween Card to a child at Children's Hospital LA. It cost you NOTHING, it takes 30 seconds and they donate $1 for every card sent between now and Halloween secure1.chla.org/site/SPageNa...
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October 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Pay what you want for great summer reading with the Martha Wells' Murderbot and More bundle, supporting @wck.org | https://bit.ly/4lFLFFL
September 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pay what you want for great summer reading with the Martha Wells' Murderbot and More bundle, supporting @wck.org | https://bit.ly/4lFLFFL
yesss just ordered 🙌🏻🙌🏻
July 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
yesss just ordered 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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This has been the talk of the removal defense community for days.
Long story short, what the Trump admin is alleging is that a 1996 law made every undocumented immigrant who crossed the border illegally “mandatory detention” and categorically ineligible for bond, no matter how long they lived here.
Long story short, what the Trump admin is alleging is that a 1996 law made every undocumented immigrant who crossed the border illegally “mandatory detention” and categorically ineligible for bond, no matter how long they lived here.
Exclusive: The Trump administration has declared that immigrants who arrived in the United States illegally are no longer eligible for a bond hearing as they fight deportation proceedings in court, according to documents reviewed by The Post.
ICE declares millions of undocumented immigrants ineligible for bond hearings
A memo from ICE’s acting director instructs officers to hold immigrants who entered the country illegally “for the duration of their removal proceedings,” which can take months or years.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This has been the talk of the removal defense community for days.
Long story short, what the Trump admin is alleging is that a 1996 law made every undocumented immigrant who crossed the border illegally “mandatory detention” and categorically ineligible for bond, no matter how long they lived here.
Long story short, what the Trump admin is alleging is that a 1996 law made every undocumented immigrant who crossed the border illegally “mandatory detention” and categorically ineligible for bond, no matter how long they lived here.
and right after passing a bill that imposes a fee for every year your asylum application waits to be adjudicated... that backlog is gonna get even worse ffs
EXCLUSIVE: Several more immigration judges have been fired, even as the Trump administration ramps up immigration enforcement, and after Congress gave the Department of Justice $3 billion, in part to hire judges.
More immigration judges are being fired amid Trump's efforts to speed up deportations
Several more immigration judges have been fired, even as the Trump administration ramps up immigration enforcement, and after Congress gave the Department of Justice $3 billion, in part to hire judges.
n.pr
July 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
and right after passing a bill that imposes a fee for every year your asylum application waits to be adjudicated... that backlog is gonna get even worse ffs
i'm preparing to officiate my second wedding and wow i love love. just giggling and kicking my feet talking to my friend's wife about how much she loves my friend
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i'm preparing to officiate my second wedding and wow i love love. just giggling and kicking my feet talking to my friend's wife about how much she loves my friend
yes!! just did this to preorder SPREAD ME by @sarahgailey.bsky.social and HOUSE OF BEAUTY by @arabellesicardi.bsky.social 🕺🕺🕺
You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
yes!! just did this to preorder SPREAD ME by @sarahgailey.bsky.social and HOUSE OF BEAUTY by @arabellesicardi.bsky.social 🕺🕺🕺
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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I’ve seen enough, abolition is the centrist position
Net approval of ICE:
All: -17%
DEM: -80%
IND: -32%
GOP: +60%
Quinnipiac / June 24, 2025
All: -17%
DEM: -80%
IND: -32%
GOP: +60%
Quinnipiac / June 24, 2025
June 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’ve seen enough, abolition is the centrist position
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Wow: ICE Has Deported at Least 70 U.S. Citizens
ICE Has Deported at Least 70 U.S. Citizens
GAO confirms ICE deported U.S. citizens due to systemic failures — and the agency still doesn’t know how many more it’s wrongly targeting
migrantinsider.com
June 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Wow: ICE Has Deported at Least 70 U.S. Citizens
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I was previously hoodwinked by this account because I like seeing national park employees stand up for the parks. When it turned into lefty qanon with a storefront I realized I’d been had.
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I was previously hoodwinked by this account because I like seeing national park employees stand up for the parks. When it turned into lefty qanon with a storefront I realized I’d been had.
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If you haven't already bought a copy of @amalelmohtar.com's solo debut (and you totally should!) buying it now through Bookshop.org It’s 20% off for Pride Month with code Pride25!
The River Has Roots
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June 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you haven't already bought a copy of @amalelmohtar.com's solo debut (and you totally should!) buying it now through Bookshop.org It’s 20% off for Pride Month with code Pride25!
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Y’all I promise I will stop being annoying about this soon, please feel to share if you can!
As most of y'all know, despite looking for well over a year for my post-fellowship gig, I've been out of work for 9 months, and now I'm facing potential eviction. I hate this but I did make a gofundme on the off chance anyone wanted to help out gofund.me/959d8cdd
Donate to Help a Trans Attorney Avoid Eviction, organized by Kat Grant
The situation: So this sucks doesn't it? I'm crowdfunding to prevent getting evicted. I… Kat Grant needs your support for Help a Trans Attorney Avoid Eviction
gofund.me
May 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Y’all I promise I will stop being annoying about this soon, please feel to share if you can!
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TLDR, Soundcloud has put it in their terms of service that must agree to letting them use your music to train AI.
If you're on the site, get off now and move your stuff elsewhere.
If you're on the site, get off now and move your stuff elsewhere.
ok then... deleted all our songs that we uploaded to Soundcloud and now closing account:
soundcloud.com/terms-of-use
(open the link and search for the word "train")
soundcloud.com/terms-of-use
(open the link and search for the word "train")
Terms of Use - Listen to music
soundcloud.com
May 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
TLDR, Soundcloud has put it in their terms of service that must agree to letting them use your music to train AI.
If you're on the site, get off now and move your stuff elsewhere.
If you're on the site, get off now and move your stuff elsewhere.
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i realize the title is a bit counterintuitive but the answer is that you cannot as an individual guarantee your food is safe. we can, as a collective, push back HARD on dismantling food safety regulations, and put pressure on an unpopular administration to keep our food from killing us.
April 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i realize the title is a bit counterintuitive but the answer is that you cannot as an individual guarantee your food is safe. we can, as a collective, push back HARD on dismantling food safety regulations, and put pressure on an unpopular administration to keep our food from killing us.
more people should decline! just say no!
If more people decline face scans, TSA might rethink “whether it’s actually effective to roll out programs like these,” EFF’s Saira Hussain told @huffpost.com. Without pushback, they're "just going to keep instituting more and more invasive techniques.”
Why You Can (And Should) Opt Out Of TSA Facial Recognition Right Now
Do you really want to be submitting a face scan to the current U.S. government?
www.huffpost.com
April 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
more people should decline! just say no!
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the number of times i have recommended a book back to the person who originally recommended it to me-- look i was not born to remember details i was born to correctly identify a vibe
April 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
the number of times i have recommended a book back to the person who originally recommended it to me-- look i was not born to remember details i was born to correctly identify a vibe