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ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
BREAKING: A federal officer shot a person in the leg after being attacked with a shovel during a Minneapolis arrest, an AP source says.
Federal officer shoots person in leg after being attacked during Minneapolis arrest, AP source says
A federal officer has shot a person in the leg in Minneapolis after being attacked with a shovel during an arrest Wednesday.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
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The fact that they want to deport Native Americans should probably key in even the dumbest motherfuckers out there what this is really about.
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The fact that they want to deport Native Americans should probably key in even the dumbest motherfuckers out there what this is really about.
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scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
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Why does this article even exist given its own third and fourth paragraphs
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Why does this article even exist given its own third and fourth paragraphs
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the galaxy if Sebulba had won the podrace
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
the galaxy if Sebulba had won the podrace
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The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Incredible that the Democrats now have their own Joe the Plumber only instead of a plumber it’s an autoworker and instead of taxes on small businesses his issue is “the president seems to be covering up for a ring of pedophiles.”
“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” said TJ Sabula, the UAW worker who heckled President Trump and who Trump flipped off and cursed at. “And today I think I did that.”
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Trump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory heckler
A cellphone video captured Trump twice mouthing “f--- you” and raising his middle finger toward a line worker shouting at him inside the Ford factory.
wapo.st
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Incredible that the Democrats now have their own Joe the Plumber only instead of a plumber it’s an autoworker and instead of taxes on small businesses his issue is “the president seems to be covering up for a ring of pedophiles.”
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It’s so funny that ICE was afraid of people doxing them via their faces and not employees.xlsx
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
It’s so funny that ICE was afraid of people doxing them via their faces and not employees.xlsx
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nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot
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isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
isn't it wild how we actually live in a world with cyberpsychosis, but instead of being able to get cybernetic limbs it comes from a chat program that "yes ands" too hard
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
sauvignon bloc
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
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Buried lede: ICE told a white pastor they had in handcuffs in the back of an SUV he was free to go because he was white and wouldn’t be as much “fun” to detain
The Minneapolis pastor had observed "ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic" and insisted they take him instead of harassing her. An agent then “came, got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, ‘Are you afraid now?’” trib.al/kv6rA7r
January 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Buried lede: ICE told a white pastor they had in handcuffs in the back of an SUV he was free to go because he was white and wouldn’t be as much “fun” to detain
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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They were angry they couldn't drag her out of the truck so they shot her while she tried to escape. She had the audacity to run away from ICE before taking punishment, that's what happened
Just another thing:
It’s fucking outrageous ICE pulled guns on Renee at all. She was just in an unmoving car in a street! That’s not a fucking threat and that sure as fuck doesn’t mean unholstering a deadly weapon.
It’s fucking outrageous ICE pulled guns on Renee at all. She was just in an unmoving car in a street! That’s not a fucking threat and that sure as fuck doesn’t mean unholstering a deadly weapon.
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
They were angry they couldn't drag her out of the truck so they shot her while she tried to escape. She had the audacity to run away from ICE before taking punishment, that's what happened
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From Absolute Batman 2025 Annual
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
From Absolute Batman 2025 Annual
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I think about this page a lot
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I think about this page a lot
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Can we get people posting that Absolute Batman art where he kills a bunch of racist cops up in here
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Can we get people posting that Absolute Batman art where he kills a bunch of racist cops up in here
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"They were doing their jobs"
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
"They were doing their jobs"
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
It's a bad job... Fuck that job
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what a pathetic and disappointing thing to say from someone who is supposed to be protecting minnesotans
By refusing to coordinate with local law enforcement, ICE is not making our community safe. It is making it less safe.
www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...
‘She was an amazing human being’: Mother identifies woman shot, killed by ICE agent
Renee Nicole Good, 37, lived in Minneapolis with her partner just blocks from where she was shot.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
what a pathetic and disappointing thing to say from someone who is supposed to be protecting minnesotans
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier