Turd Ferguson
@notjaleneff.bsky.social
Writer for Hire, practicing psychologist, a total bore.
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it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up
The MAGA regime also really obviously doesn't know what to do with the fact that each time ICE murders somebody, the people they're trying to scare merely get more angry and more motivated to fight back.
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
it's the Blitz all over again, and the Nazis are always surprised when being terrorized doesn't make people give up
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This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
It's all white supremacy and greed.
Been playing this album on repeat since I saw the video. This is not going to end unless we actually fight. Not voting, not donating. Fighting.
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Been playing this album on repeat since I saw the video. This is not going to end unless we actually fight. Not voting, not donating. Fighting.
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god i wish Joe Strummer was still alive and healthy
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 AM
god i wish Joe Strummer was still alive and healthy
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
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My position is that after 2008, anyone who tries to sell or trade mortgage-backed securities should be buried in concrete.
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My position is that after 2008, anyone who tries to sell or trade mortgage-backed securities should be buried in concrete.
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I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
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nothing annoys me more than people who want to feel like they have special information going "do you know this CAN work..."
shut up, use water, use water, use water. got something else you want to urge people to use bc you saw a street medic use it once? shut up. use water.
shut up, use water, use water, use water. got something else you want to urge people to use bc you saw a street medic use it once? shut up. use water.
Really want to emphasize this. Don't use shit like LAW or milk in your eyes. If you don't know what LAW is, great, don't bother. I've worked in chemistry labs and production floors most of my adult life, including with lachrymators and irritants. Use water. Just water. That's it.
Hey, you! :)
Here: activisthandbook.org/wellbeing/ri..., has a link to a 56-pg field guide. And also, a giant freaking 486-pg book for medics.
Short one is closer to what you want. Relevant bit for pepper spray ⬇️
(RCAs) = Riot control agents AKA pepper spray (OC) and tear gas (CS and or CN).
Here: activisthandbook.org/wellbeing/ri..., has a link to a 56-pg field guide. And also, a giant freaking 486-pg book for medics.
Short one is closer to what you want. Relevant bit for pepper spray ⬇️
(RCAs) = Riot control agents AKA pepper spray (OC) and tear gas (CS and or CN).
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
nothing annoys me more than people who want to feel like they have special information going "do you know this CAN work..."
shut up, use water, use water, use water. got something else you want to urge people to use bc you saw a street medic use it once? shut up. use water.
shut up, use water, use water, use water. got something else you want to urge people to use bc you saw a street medic use it once? shut up. use water.
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it's like watching the riot cops in Ghorman being sent as bait
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
it's like watching the riot cops in Ghorman being sent as bait
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Is our elected officials learning? No, no they is not.
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Is our elected officials learning? No, no they is not.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Supreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures — ProPublica
Search Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more.
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December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
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get ready to learn about some of the coolest motherfuckers who ever lived: Olaudah Equiano, Granville Sharp and Thomas Clarkson
This year’s Behind the Bastards non bastard holiday episodes are incredible. @iwriteok.bsky.social wrote 3 bangers to end 2025.
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
get ready to learn about some of the coolest motherfuckers who ever lived: Olaudah Equiano, Granville Sharp and Thomas Clarkson
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You’re in a class war. The wealth and oligarchical classes are hellbent on cementing total control over the government, economy, and culture. It’s a process that’s been going on for forever and is now speeding up.
Politicians won’t save us. The media won’t save us. It’s up to us to save ourselves.
Politicians won’t save us. The media won’t save us. It’s up to us to save ourselves.
January 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You’re in a class war. The wealth and oligarchical classes are hellbent on cementing total control over the government, economy, and culture. It’s a process that’s been going on for forever and is now speeding up.
Politicians won’t save us. The media won’t save us. It’s up to us to save ourselves.
Politicians won’t save us. The media won’t save us. It’s up to us to save ourselves.
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Happy New Year. 11/11
January 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy New Year. 11/11
I bought Interstellar Space in a Borders Books when I was 23 and I was…not prepared.
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I bought Interstellar Space in a Borders Books when I was 23 and I was…not prepared.
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what exactly has to happen before you people will stop using spotify?
December 29, 2024 at 4:43 AM
what exactly has to happen before you people will stop using spotify?
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Once upon a time US tax brackets topped out at 77% for $1 million or more in annual income. Now it’s 37%?
Imagine that—the simple justice of recognizing that great wealth distorts a democracy & that we all rise when our nation can fully educate & meet the basic needs of every American, young & old.
Imagine that—the simple justice of recognizing that great wealth distorts a democracy & that we all rise when our nation can fully educate & meet the basic needs of every American, young & old.
December 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Once upon a time US tax brackets topped out at 77% for $1 million or more in annual income. Now it’s 37%?
Imagine that—the simple justice of recognizing that great wealth distorts a democracy & that we all rise when our nation can fully educate & meet the basic needs of every American, young & old.
Imagine that—the simple justice of recognizing that great wealth distorts a democracy & that we all rise when our nation can fully educate & meet the basic needs of every American, young & old.
All I want for Christmas is you to stop using the speaker phone feature in public forever.
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
All I want for Christmas is you to stop using the speaker phone feature in public forever.
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america fuck yeah
February 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
america fuck yeah
Someone help me appreciate Maestro.
I dare you.
I dare you.
February 2, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Someone help me appreciate Maestro.
I dare you.
I dare you.