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Mrs. Stephin Merritt
@nostromojones.bsky.social
Lesbian

No-Bot

wife to @petticlaire.bsky.social

she/her
trans
don't ya hate it when you do a fart and then the room you're in smells like a fart
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

UH

OH
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
remember to roast your Google search bar for 2 hours per pound
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
grandpa was a Nazi appeaser

uncle fucked up a Presidential run by literally getting a woman killed. Then blows Obama's supermajority by dying

and SOMEHOW YOU'RE STILL THE WORST KENNEDY
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
you ever try to outskeep a headache and then at first light the headache is all
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Imagine having your book adapted by Stanley Kubrick and bitching about it
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
two ex two El

calling cq
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Josie's top favorite Uncle Steve adaptations

1 The Shining
2 It (2017-19)
3 The Dead Zone
4 Shawshank
5 Misery
a man says " the ice ... is gonna break "
ALT: a man says " the ice ... is gonna break "
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
it's important that you know about the Hindi adaptation of IT from the 90's in which Pennywise is represented as an Inground Pool Goblin
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reminder: Germany disbanded scouting in 1934 and replaced it with the Hitler Youth

share.google/4FdRLwKjSNSq...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
share.google
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I started reading* The Shining again. I read it when I was a teenager, or maybe it was my early 20's.

I forgot just how specifically affecting this book is. Maybe triggering is a better word.

*this time as an audiobook performed my Campbell Scott, who is really very good.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I find myself asking questions like

If a guy was President and also his no were to actually fuck a country up as hard as possible, what would it look like?
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
forty percent of American voters loathe America and praise it's destroyer, survey says
supposedly this is good news?

I am not comforted. Approval oughta be single digits

Who the fuck are these 40 percent hunky dories
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
supposedly this is good news?

I am not comforted. Approval oughta be single digits

Who the fuck are these 40 percent hunky dories
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No, Charlie Brown, I expect you to die.
He can't see without his glasses, Charlie Brown
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Do you bite your thumb at us, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Cause she's got a GREAT ASS!

And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
That's my secret, Charlie Brown.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reposted by Mrs. Stephin Merritt
Where's all the Aussie trans people on Bluesky?
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
🎶oh Ceee-liac
you're makin' me fart
you're givin' me heartburn and acid

🎶whoa Celiac
I et too much cheese
I'm starting to wheez on the toilet
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by Mrs. Stephin Merritt
Team Star Oath is looking for any artists interested in working on a 2D sci-fi RPG! We are currently looking for those skilled in character concept art and sprite work! DM or reply with qualifications! ^_^ RTs appreciated.

DISCLAIMER: Unpaid at the moment, but working to change that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM