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Mrs. Stephin Merritt
@nostromojones.bsky.social
Lesbian

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wife to @petticlaire.bsky.social

she/her
trans
...you should win things by watching
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
"my work here is done
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
you should look at this belly
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
bird!
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

UH

OH
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
remember to roast your Google search bar for 2 hours per pound
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
you ever try to outskeep a headache and then at first light the headache is all
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Imagine having your book adapted by Stanley Kubrick and bitching about it
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
it's important that you know about the Hindi adaptation of IT from the 90's in which Pennywise is represented as an Inground Pool Goblin
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
supposedly this is good news?

I am not comforted. Approval oughta be single digits

Who the fuck are these 40 percent hunky dories
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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oops that's 3
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I could do this all day
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
beep beep Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
no, I am Spartacus
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
um, okay

byeee
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
mee yow
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM