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I hate my HOA. Long time normal local Las Vegas local.
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When your brother sits too close to you on the couch and you are thinking about how to murder him without Mom finding out. BTW, there are 3 other identical boxes in this room & they insist on squishing into the same one.
The Great Depression was caused by a combination of factors....the 1929 stock market crash, widespread bank failures, a collapse of the money supply, a decline in international trade due to tariffs, drought conditions, & restrictive monetary policies from the Federal Reserve......sound familiar?
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I suspect the internet has made smart people smarter and stupid people stupider.
September 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what."

—To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee

#BookWormSat
a man and a little girl are sitting on a porch .
ALT: a man and a little girl are sitting on a porch .
media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Now with no age limits to join ICE, I have visions of Penske trucks loaded with senior citizens with canes and walkers yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off their lawns or else there will be big trouble when they speak to their parents.
August 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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HOA’s are organized crime, pass it on.
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Here we have a senior golden living their best life and a young golden just trying to make it to the end of their shift. Both 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
June 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just wondering if Cheryl Hines is cool with that jar of leeches in her refrigerator?
February 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Tabs: Diving into 2025 with some wildly unjustifiable optimism in the shape of Monty Python's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life: ukulelehunt.com?p=29458
youtu.be/kCYvpxJS0ws
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Monty Python Ukulele Cover)
YouTube video by Al Wood
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January 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The CEO of the ASPCA, Matt
Bershadker makes $1,000,000+ a year.

He's made more than $7,000,000 since becoming CEO.

If you want your donations to help innocent animals instead of millionaires, give to your *local* shelter.
January 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Is it “For Fuck Sake” or “Fir Fuck’s Sake”, or “For Fucks Sake”? Will be using a lot in the immediate future, so I need to get it right.
January 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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He also probably would've been really annoying on instagram
Jim Morrison would have been 81 today; let that sink in !!

You've seen your birth your life and death
You might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?

#jimmorrison #thedoors #vinyl #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords
December 9, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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My wife told me the one thing she really wants for Christmas and I hope she gets it because I’d really like to meet Jason Momoa.
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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I have 99 problems so I'm instituting tariffs.
December 3, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
Longtime fan of The Cure Robin Doucette says the band’s “Songs of a Lost World” is an ideal sonic complement to the world’s descent into a nightmarish wasteland.
thehardtimes.net
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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I just leave this here.....
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Racism is learned.
November 27, 2024 at 11:55 AM
When your brother sits too close to you on the couch and you are thinking about how to murder him without Mom finding out. BTW, there are 3 other identical boxes in this room & they insist on squishing into the same one.
November 27, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Yes he is, and he knows it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLDF...
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM