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Carson Beck looks like the next high Vikings draft pick
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Carson Beck looks like the next high Vikings draft pick
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The most effective thing the EU could do right now is threaten a World Cup/Olympics boycott. Trump doesn't care if the cost of stuff goes up but he wants those to go on without a hitch.
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The most effective thing the EU could do right now is threaten a World Cup/Olympics boycott. Trump doesn't care if the cost of stuff goes up but he wants those to go on without a hitch.
Have the day off tomorrow and am achieving peak Dad: buzzed and watching live concerts on YouTube
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Have the day off tomorrow and am achieving peak Dad: buzzed and watching live concerts on YouTube
I’m rewatching “The League” with my wife and it’s driving me absolutely insane how they are always wearing their shows inside in the living room.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I’m rewatching “The League” with my wife and it’s driving me absolutely insane how they are always wearing their shows inside in the living room.
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If someone is stealing electronics from Target? Not the employee’s problem. If someone is stealing a fucking human co-worker? Very much their problem and they’ll make sure ICE knows that.
Stop infantilizing retail workers and service industry workers and anyone else who doesn’t work in an office!
Stop infantilizing retail workers and service industry workers and anyone else who doesn’t work in an office!
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If someone is stealing electronics from Target? Not the employee’s problem. If someone is stealing a fucking human co-worker? Very much their problem and they’ll make sure ICE knows that.
Stop infantilizing retail workers and service industry workers and anyone else who doesn’t work in an office!
Stop infantilizing retail workers and service industry workers and anyone else who doesn’t work in an office!
What's fun is how I need a security code to log in to my bank account and then I need another security code to make a transfer.
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
What's fun is how I need a security code to log in to my bank account and then I need another security code to make a transfer.
The second half of today's Badger game was a vintage "Fire Gard" performance.
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The second half of today's Badger game was a vintage "Fire Gard" performance.
Can't believe WCCO is breaking away from their constant platforming of Greg Bovino to actually show the football game
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Can't believe WCCO is breaking away from their constant platforming of Greg Bovino to actually show the football game
Greg Gard went 5 subs with just under 14 minutes left and Rutgers went on a 9-0 run. He went 5 subs with 45 seconds left and Rutgers went on a 5-0 run. For all the improvements he's made as a coach, him insisting on bringing in subs too early still drives me crazy.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Greg Gard went 5 subs with just under 14 minutes left and Rutgers went on a 9-0 run. He went 5 subs with 45 seconds left and Rutgers went on a 5-0 run. For all the improvements he's made as a coach, him insisting on bringing in subs too early still drives me crazy.
Death, Taxes, and Big Ten basketball officials being booty cheeks
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Death, Taxes, and Big Ten basketball officials being booty cheeks
Wisconsin should be up 30 plus, but Gard decided to empty the bench with 13 minutes left in the second half.
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Wisconsin should be up 30 plus, but Gard decided to empty the bench with 13 minutes left in the second half.
Looking like a lot of IVE will be going AWOL next week based on the forecast
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Looking like a lot of IVE will be going AWOL next week based on the forecast
Go go Gadget Neck
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Go go Gadget Neck
Peak guys being dudes
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Peak guys being dudes
Rate My Poo Dot Com has existed for a very long time
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Rate My Poo Dot Com has existed for a very long time
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DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
Windy and Shams will not give up on trying the o get a Giannis trade to happen
Windy:
"There are deals that are on hold and talk progressions on hold because teams still aren't 100% sure whether Giannis is gonna be on the team the rest of the year"
"There are deals that are on hold and talk progressions on hold because teams still aren't 100% sure whether Giannis is gonna be on the team the rest of the year"
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Windy and Shams will not give up on trying the o get a Giannis trade to happen
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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Corporate Dems like Schumer & Booker are pushing "strongly worded statements" demanding ICE "needs more training."
They're missing the point. The problem with badly trained Nazis is not that they're badly trained—it's that they're Nazis!
You don't train Nazis. You abolish them. ABOLISH ICE. NOW!
They're missing the point. The problem with badly trained Nazis is not that they're badly trained—it's that they're Nazis!
You don't train Nazis. You abolish them. ABOLISH ICE. NOW!
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Corporate Dems like Schumer & Booker are pushing "strongly worded statements" demanding ICE "needs more training."
They're missing the point. The problem with badly trained Nazis is not that they're badly trained—it's that they're Nazis!
You don't train Nazis. You abolish them. ABOLISH ICE. NOW!
They're missing the point. The problem with badly trained Nazis is not that they're badly trained—it's that they're Nazis!
You don't train Nazis. You abolish them. ABOLISH ICE. NOW!
I don’t think enough people understand the Bucks were cursed the second Jimmy Haslam purchased part of the franchise.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I don’t think enough people understand the Bucks were cursed the second Jimmy Haslam purchased part of the franchise.
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The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The Bears Kyle Monangai suffered a water bottle mishap that Luther Burden III found hilarious (via NFL)
And ICE is trying to make sure to end the war on food having any flavor
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
And ICE is trying to make sure to end the war on food having any flavor