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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 2h

My children are very confused by their fist MACtion viewing experience

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 6h

I'm glad people have not forgotten that she pooped her pants at a party

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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 6h

Just got some weird political survey with questions mainly about 340b

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 6h

The "Blue No Matter Who" crowd better never be heard from again.

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 9h

this information also means I have to stop getting irrationally mad at Monday Night Football player introductions

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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 9h

well now that's just dumb and I'm going to pretend I didn't read it

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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 12h

Dick isn't an alum

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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 13h

Liking all the Dick Cheney jokes I see today

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 13h

Sounds like a job for private equity

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 13h

Just did the first good thing of his entire life

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 3d

Getting jiggy with it

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 3d

Phil Fleck has a lucky horseshoe so far up his ass

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 3d

the refs in this MN vs MSU game are wild

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 3d

The patented Phil Fleck hissy fit just worked for him

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 3d

Got my money from the Facebook lawsuit today. $38. I bet Zuch really learned his lesson.

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 4d

Calling the toilet Stephen Douglas

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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 5d

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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 6d

Change one letter to ruin a past:

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 9d

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

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nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 10d

Hunter Simmons can feel free to stay in Oregon

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 10d

Minnesota with an all-time sad FG @sickoscommittee.org PJ even called a timeout to keep the quarter from ending.

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 10d

Just saw Wisconsin’s injury report. They are getting shutout for a third straight game.

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 10d

The surest way to know Wisconsin Football is loosing a recruit is when 24/7 bumps their rating up from a 3 star to a 4 star

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 12d

My new favorite thing to do is wait for my middle schooler to get off the bus so I can yell “six seven.”

nopenotaburner.bsky.social @nopenotaburner.bsky.social · 13d

I do not live in Tennesse, but I am also interested in the job and have more coaching experience than Schilling.

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