I Saw Tommy 'sorbing Santa Claus
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most of these are towel
he/him
So Mpls
he/him
So Mpls
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go
Yeah i dunno man
Yeah i dunno man
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go
Yeah i dunno man
Yeah i dunno man
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These are the Democrats that are cosponsoring legislation to repeal Section 230:
Dick Durbin, 81, retiring in 2026
Sheldon Whitehouse, 70, not up until 2030
Amy Klobuchar, 65, not up until 2030
Richard Blumenthal, 79, not up until 2028
Peter Welch, 78, not up until 2028
Dick Durbin, 81, retiring in 2026
Sheldon Whitehouse, 70, not up until 2030
Amy Klobuchar, 65, not up until 2030
Richard Blumenthal, 79, not up until 2028
Peter Welch, 78, not up until 2028
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
These are the Democrats that are cosponsoring legislation to repeal Section 230:
Dick Durbin, 81, retiring in 2026
Sheldon Whitehouse, 70, not up until 2030
Amy Klobuchar, 65, not up until 2030
Richard Blumenthal, 79, not up until 2028
Peter Welch, 78, not up until 2028
Dick Durbin, 81, retiring in 2026
Sheldon Whitehouse, 70, not up until 2030
Amy Klobuchar, 65, not up until 2030
Richard Blumenthal, 79, not up until 2028
Peter Welch, 78, not up until 2028
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wait, mayors can do this?
Currently watching CBP agents intimidate Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss in a Home Depot parking lot.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
wait, mayors can do this?
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if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
I lack the journalistic resources of the Wall Street Journal but it took me less than five minutes to figure out that this woman was on Dr Phil yelling about how there's going to be a civil war because of Joe Biden's dictatorship.
I wonder why family might want to cut off contact with her?
I wonder why family might want to cut off contact with her?
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I lack the journalistic resources of the Wall Street Journal but it took me less than five minutes to figure out that this woman was on Dr Phil yelling about how there's going to be a civil war because of Joe Biden's dictatorship.
I wonder why family might want to cut off contact with her?
I wonder why family might want to cut off contact with her?
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we still have their confederate flag
friendly reminder of what happens when you get Minnesotans truly pissed off
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
we still have their confederate flag
Everybody who can start a band just should cos sometimes you end up writing Sapphire by the Smittens and a bunch of yr drunk pals turn a sad breakup song into an angry punk song. (I don't know which but one of those fists in the crowd is mine.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlzU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlzU...
The Smittens @ Popfest! New England - SAPPHIRE live
YouTube video by Leigh Kelsey
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Everybody who can start a band just should cos sometimes you end up writing Sapphire by the Smittens and a bunch of yr drunk pals turn a sad breakup song into an angry punk song. (I don't know which but one of those fists in the crowd is mine.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlzU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlzU...
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Saw Tim Burton's Big Fish fairly soon after losing my dad. Haven't seen it since, dunno if it's a good movie, but I sobbed uncontrollably in the theater for the latter third.
I think about how that probably would've happened during ANY father/son-themed film. Last Crusade! Elf! A Goofy Movie!
I think about how that probably would've happened during ANY father/son-themed film. Last Crusade! Elf! A Goofy Movie!
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Saw Tim Burton's Big Fish fairly soon after losing my dad. Haven't seen it since, dunno if it's a good movie, but I sobbed uncontrollably in the theater for the latter third.
I think about how that probably would've happened during ANY father/son-themed film. Last Crusade! Elf! A Goofy Movie!
I think about how that probably would've happened during ANY father/son-themed film. Last Crusade! Elf! A Goofy Movie!
I didn't wanna go to Southern California and got accused of WAX evasion.
I constantly eschewed dining in NE Mpls and got accused of JAX evasion.
I constantly eschewed soul music from Memphis and got accused of STAX evasion
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I didn't wanna go to Southern California and got accused of WAX evasion.
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Hmm. It’s really *interesting * that ICE are behaving similarly to the people who terrorized the twin cities during the George Floyd uprisings. Wonder what that’s about
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hmm. It’s really *interesting * that ICE are behaving similarly to the people who terrorized the twin cities during the George Floyd uprisings. Wonder what that’s about
This transaction makes no sense at all.
Minnesota Twins released LF Carson McCusker.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This transaction makes no sense at all.
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America is the only country actively trying to kill its citizens while also asking them to feed as many words and images of themselves into a program before death so their avatars can be owned forever in a data center poisoning what was once their people's land.
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
America is the only country actively trying to kill its citizens while also asking them to feed as many words and images of themselves into a program before death so their avatars can be owned forever in a data center poisoning what was once their people's land.
This fuckin jerk
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This fuckin jerk
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Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace
May 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Marvel could pay for my healthcare for the rest of my life for a fraction of 1% of profit from Spider-Man Noir, a character whose original comics I edited. For Peter David to die in medical debt, co-creator of Spider-Man 2099 and writer of countless seminal Hulk and X-Factor comics—that's a disgrace
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December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
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I have friends and family members who, for nearly 30 years, have asked me to explain legal matters. I have stopped doing this with Supreme Court rulings because it’s all made up and the only answer is “they’re doing this because they’re Republicans and they want to advance Republican priorities.”
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I have friends and family members who, for nearly 30 years, have asked me to explain legal matters. I have stopped doing this with Supreme Court rulings because it’s all made up and the only answer is “they’re doing this because they’re Republicans and they want to advance Republican priorities.”
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Of the 80,000 Somalis who live in the twin cities, only 4000 are non-citizens. And the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of those 4000 non-citizens are NOT undocumented—they are here legally.
There is no immigration issue to enforce here.
I know racists don't care about this, but these facts do matter
There is no immigration issue to enforce here.
I know racists don't care about this, but these facts do matter
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Of the 80,000 Somalis who live in the twin cities, only 4000 are non-citizens. And the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of those 4000 non-citizens are NOT undocumented—they are here legally.
There is no immigration issue to enforce here.
I know racists don't care about this, but these facts do matter
There is no immigration issue to enforce here.
I know racists don't care about this, but these facts do matter