Jabe
@nominalindltd.bsky.social
I have been dual-classing cyberpunk and druid for about half a century. I like finding places in the middle of nowhere, planning how to get there, and then going there. Not a big fan of people and the various forms of Number Go Up. Food is good.
I humbly implore you to please be discerning with your music/media selections and do your due diligence to ensure that you are consuming content created by and for actual humans
your real efforts matter and help real people have better real lives
your real efforts matter and help real people have better real lives
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I humbly implore you to please be discerning with your music/media selections and do your due diligence to ensure that you are consuming content created by and for actual humans
your real efforts matter and help real people have better real lives
your real efforts matter and help real people have better real lives
Our CEO was just asked what specifically they're doing to try to boost employee retention and the dude actually said, totally on purpose and without even a MOTE of self-awareness "we're looking at ways that AI can help BOOST retention"
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Our CEO was just asked what specifically they're doing to try to boost employee retention and the dude actually said, totally on purpose and without even a MOTE of self-awareness "we're looking at ways that AI can help BOOST retention"
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Seeing a lot of people shocked about Matt Groening - that's good! You should be shocked, he's a fucking turd
but that info has also been out there for ages. It's fine to only just find out, but it should also generate questions about WHY you didn't know and the mechanisms by which you're informed
but that info has also been out there for ages. It's fine to only just find out, but it should also generate questions about WHY you didn't know and the mechanisms by which you're informed
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Seeing a lot of people shocked about Matt Groening - that's good! You should be shocked, he's a fucking turd
but that info has also been out there for ages. It's fine to only just find out, but it should also generate questions about WHY you didn't know and the mechanisms by which you're informed
but that info has also been out there for ages. It's fine to only just find out, but it should also generate questions about WHY you didn't know and the mechanisms by which you're informed
wowsers a whole entire 53 percent you say
Americans are dumb as fuck
Americans are dumb as fuck
BREAKING: More than half of Americans, 53%, now believe billionaires pose a threat to U.S. democracy, according to the latest Harris Poll…👇
Thoughts?! 🤔
Thoughts?! 🤔
February 3, 2026 at 12:33 PM
wowsers a whole entire 53 percent you say
Americans are dumb as fuck
Americans are dumb as fuck
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
There is a lot of good and proper discourse about eating the rich
However, did you know that you can also devour the FORMERLY rich, after you've seized their assets?
However, did you know that you can also devour the FORMERLY rich, after you've seized their assets?
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
There is a lot of good and proper discourse about eating the rich
However, did you know that you can also devour the FORMERLY rich, after you've seized their assets?
However, did you know that you can also devour the FORMERLY rich, after you've seized their assets?
Our federal government really needs to stop shitting up Minnesota
House Resolution Introduced To Undo Federal Moratorium
Using the Congressional Review Act (CRA) to overturn this mineral withdrawal creates a dangerous precedent
sportsmenbwca.org
January 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Our federal government really needs to stop shitting up Minnesota
hell yeah
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
hell yeah
out: businessmen
in: none of your business, man
in: none of your business, man
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
out: businessmen
in: none of your business, man
in: none of your business, man
Had dinner at my aunt's place and she made the best dang carrots I ever had in my entire life. They almost tasted like sweet potatoes. They had this gentle skin on the outside that easily gave way to pillowy goodness inside. Plated on a light drizle of yogurt sauce
aunt gets down with her bad self
aunt gets down with her bad self
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Had dinner at my aunt's place and she made the best dang carrots I ever had in my entire life. They almost tasted like sweet potatoes. They had this gentle skin on the outside that easily gave way to pillowy goodness inside. Plated on a light drizle of yogurt sauce
aunt gets down with her bad self
aunt gets down with her bad self
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
yes, fantastic work, very cat
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
yes, fantastic work, very cat
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
I don't know if a lot of y'all have considered this option (and I'm aware of the irony given how I used to post on FB), but... dudes don't have to say fuckshit about anything
you can just not talk and go gaze at a plant, bird, or even (with permission) boobs
sad it took me so long to learn
you can just not talk and go gaze at a plant, bird, or even (with permission) boobs
sad it took me so long to learn
So many of these perma-discourse topics are just middle-aged men looking for something to talk about -- that's why we have sports!
Birthrate discourse is like the talking past each other Olympics.
January 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I don't know if a lot of y'all have considered this option (and I'm aware of the irony given how I used to post on FB), but... dudes don't have to say fuckshit about anything
you can just not talk and go gaze at a plant, bird, or even (with permission) boobs
sad it took me so long to learn
you can just not talk and go gaze at a plant, bird, or even (with permission) boobs
sad it took me so long to learn
"you know who I want to see killed? [Outgroup a large part of my family is a member of]." - guy at work
wow thanks, but maybe it would be good to... not want to see ANYONE killed?
also "I want to see your family killed" seems p. bad for the workplace, too bad I need a job. But hey,that's America!
wow thanks, but maybe it would be good to... not want to see ANYONE killed?
also "I want to see your family killed" seems p. bad for the workplace, too bad I need a job. But hey,that's America!
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
"you know who I want to see killed? [Outgroup a large part of my family is a member of]." - guy at work
wow thanks, but maybe it would be good to... not want to see ANYONE killed?
also "I want to see your family killed" seems p. bad for the workplace, too bad I need a job. But hey,that's America!
wow thanks, but maybe it would be good to... not want to see ANYONE killed?
also "I want to see your family killed" seems p. bad for the workplace, too bad I need a job. But hey,that's America!
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
Imagine the amount of self fart-sniffing it must take to generate a take the likes of "you gotta hand it to MTG"
Surely the gas giant lodged in that guy's colon is warping spacetime for himself and those around him, and it's just an absurd amount of hydrogen to be casually strolling around with
Surely the gas giant lodged in that guy's colon is warping spacetime for himself and those around him, and it's just an absurd amount of hydrogen to be casually strolling around with
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Imagine the amount of self fart-sniffing it must take to generate a take the likes of "you gotta hand it to MTG"
Surely the gas giant lodged in that guy's colon is warping spacetime for himself and those around him, and it's just an absurd amount of hydrogen to be casually strolling around with
Surely the gas giant lodged in that guy's colon is warping spacetime for himself and those around him, and it's just an absurd amount of hydrogen to be casually strolling around with
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it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
no need to let dumb old earth take all the glory!
with just a few 50 gallon drums full of dead algae, a can-do attitude, and just a little bit of gumption you can make ANYTHING diatomaceous
with just a few 50 gallon drums full of dead algae, a can-do attitude, and just a little bit of gumption you can make ANYTHING diatomaceous
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
no need to let dumb old earth take all the glory!
with just a few 50 gallon drums full of dead algae, a can-do attitude, and just a little bit of gumption you can make ANYTHING diatomaceous
with just a few 50 gallon drums full of dead algae, a can-do attitude, and just a little bit of gumption you can make ANYTHING diatomaceous
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
This is badass
Human Kindness: "We invited a man into our home at Christmas and he stayed with us for 45 years".
What began as an act of compassion turned into an unique companionship of love and compromise that lasted 45 years, until the day Ronnie died.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
What began as an act of compassion turned into an unique companionship of love and compromise that lasted 45 years, until the day Ronnie died.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This is badass
It's kind of funny how everyone is freaking out about Bari Weiss as if there was some sort of chance of this shit NOT happening
Probably going to be all shocked with billionaires start executing poors and minorities in ernest, too, instead of just slowly killing us
how are you all so behind
Probably going to be all shocked with billionaires start executing poors and minorities in ernest, too, instead of just slowly killing us
how are you all so behind
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's kind of funny how everyone is freaking out about Bari Weiss as if there was some sort of chance of this shit NOT happening
Probably going to be all shocked with billionaires start executing poors and minorities in ernest, too, instead of just slowly killing us
how are you all so behind
Probably going to be all shocked with billionaires start executing poors and minorities in ernest, too, instead of just slowly killing us
how are you all so behind
it doesn't really matter how cute your tiny tot with its eyes all aglow is, giving spice melange to someone that young is child abuse and gloating about it on Instagram is a weird move
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
it doesn't really matter how cute your tiny tot with its eyes all aglow is, giving spice melange to someone that young is child abuse and gloating about it on Instagram is a weird move