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@niljoel.bsky.social
Event manager and shit poster from Pōneke / Wellington.
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I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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The internet provides
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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"I held her baby. She was kind and talented..." #3E #endImpunity #ReneeGood #JusticeforGood #GoodVsEvil
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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“ICE’s godless tactics are a total affront to the gospel of Jesus Christ. It stands in the face of the faith of our ancestors. It mocks the women & men who reared us to love the truth, to stand up for justice, & to never stand by idly while tyrants trample on the dignity and life of our neighbors.”
Pope Leo has condemned ICE more than a dozen times—and wept after hearing migrants describe the terror they endured. Now, after ICE killed a widowed American mother, it’s clear: no Catholic can remain in ICE.

If you have the courage to take the first step, the Church will help you find better work.
Every Catholic Must Resign from ICE — Today
After a year of inhumane raids and papal rebukes, it’s clear no Catholic can in good conscience remain with ICE any longer.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Somedays you've got to wonder if the best thing for America would be Canada succeeding Minnesota, and an independent California-Cascadia on the west coast (which would have the fifth highest GDP in the world).
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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This will never be not funny to me
May 15, 2023 at 10:23 PM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Also Rowling picking her next thriller hero.
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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nobody tell him
July 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"NZ supports a two state solution in which we recognise only one state" is exactly the same old, dumb as fuck logic we've come to expect from this current government.
September 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I can't help but note that without Wikipedia kids in the UK will probably just jump straight to genAI for researching anything if they aren't already and this is obviously bad
August 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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The UK is about to ban access to Wikipedia, just remember this bill was originally pitched as a means to protect kids from accessing porn.
Wikipedia has lost a High Court challenge against the UK Government over verification requirements in the Online Safety Act
Wikipedia loses Online Safety Act legal challenge
www.thenational.scot
August 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Dear god Adobe fills me with insurmountable rage at times.

Like, what do you mean you won't export?

Don't tell me you can't do it because there's a problem with the file without SAYING WHAT THE ACTUAL PROBLEM IS YOU MUTHA F*CKING PIECE OF –
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Tory Whanau and Tamatha Paul were in the closet making cycle lanes and I saw one of the cycle lanes and the cycle lane looked at me.
July 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
June 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Maxar collected images of before / after damage to Russian aircraft as a result of Operation Spiderweb.

This is not a comprehensive view of the damage. Cloud cover obscured several of the other Russian airbases that were reportedly also struck by drones.

📷 @Maxar
June 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM