Nighthand
@nighthand.bsky.social
I'm a writer and game enjoyer who likes bad jokes. Find me online anywhere Nighthands are sold.
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there is no reason to watch someone die. it will not improve your life in any meaningful way. turn off autoplay. you do not need to "bear witness". traumatizing yourself is not praxis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
there is no reason to watch someone die. it will not improve your life in any meaningful way. turn off autoplay. you do not need to "bear witness". traumatizing yourself is not praxis.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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First images of Jared Leto as Skeletor dropped and I'm not really sure I like the direction they took, tbh.
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
First images of Jared Leto as Skeletor dropped and I'm not really sure I like the direction they took, tbh.
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
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It's my birthday, so you should probably preorder my new woodsy fantasy novel.
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
It's my birthday, so you should probably preorder my new woodsy fantasy novel.
Trying to decide which book to read first to start off the year. Thoughts, @jarodkanderson.bsky.social @lesliejanderson.bsky.social ?
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Trying to decide which book to read first to start off the year. Thoughts, @jarodkanderson.bsky.social @lesliejanderson.bsky.social ?
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you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
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thank you for your attention to this matter
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
thank you for your attention to this matter
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GDQ is awesome as always but it really goes to show why Twitch extremely needs some way to control the ads a creator shows on their channels. Progressive's AI-generated slop and the horrid Fanduel gamble-bait is wretched to see in between segments.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
GDQ is awesome as always but it really goes to show why Twitch extremely needs some way to control the ads a creator shows on their channels. Progressive's AI-generated slop and the horrid Fanduel gamble-bait is wretched to see in between segments.
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Northern elves
Digital illustration 2026
Digital illustration 2026
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Northern elves
Digital illustration 2026
Digital illustration 2026
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Posting this while I still can
January 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Posting this while I still can
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Sorry it had to come to this but
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry it had to come to this but
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The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
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happy holidays!
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
happy holidays!
True story, I was almost cast as Darth Vader. They eventually chose not to go with me, though, as I hadn't been born yet.
"Did you know [iconic role] was almost played by [different famous actor]?"
Yes, because 99.99% of showbiz is meetings, it takes thousands of meetings to get a film made and in the course of those meetings every possible actor is discussed for every possible role
Yes, because 99.99% of showbiz is meetings, it takes thousands of meetings to get a film made and in the course of those meetings every possible actor is discussed for every possible role
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
True story, I was almost cast as Darth Vader. They eventually chose not to go with me, though, as I hadn't been born yet.
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"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is