Nick Hill
@nickdhill.co.uk
A 'follower' more than a 'poster'. Enjoy a good pun and uplifting content. Music fan, especially all things prog. European British.
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how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
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FEELINGS
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#poem #limerick #funny #spokenword #spokenpoetry #spokenwordpoetry #poems #reallife #book #comedy #humor #humour #fypシ゚viralシ #fyp #foryoupagereels #foryouシ #jokes #jokeofday #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #feeling #feelingsmatter
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It would be (more) funny if it wasn’t so absolutely tragic.
It’s my birthday!
Bunty has given me breakfast in bed allowing me to smear jam on her croissants.
Later on Jill in the village shop is giving me a taste of her Lemon drizzle.
Then Bunty & I will settle down & watch our DVD of Liz Truss’s greatest moments! 🥳
Bunty has given me breakfast in bed allowing me to smear jam on her croissants.
Later on Jill in the village shop is giving me a taste of her Lemon drizzle.
Then Bunty & I will settle down & watch our DVD of Liz Truss’s greatest moments! 🥳
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It would be (more) funny if it wasn’t so absolutely tragic.
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
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Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
Nearly at 70k, sign and share!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Nearly at 70k, sign and share!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
Nearly at 70k, sign and share!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Nearly at 70k, sign and share!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Seems to be going well…
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seems to be going well…
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Lord Falconer on Today saying that the backlog justifies the virtual abolition of jury trial is like saying if there is a fire in your house you should blow it up rather than extinguish the fire. The backlog is temporary, jury trial should be forever.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Lord Falconer on Today saying that the backlog justifies the virtual abolition of jury trial is like saying if there is a fire in your house you should blow it up rather than extinguish the fire. The backlog is temporary, jury trial should be forever.
So a liar has lied again? Can we stop giving him airtime now and see him for the nasty piece of work that he is.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So a liar has lied again? Can we stop giving him airtime now and see him for the nasty piece of work that he is.
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How many goes did this take?
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
How many goes did this take?
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Reform is a party that says things that appeal to racists, fields racist candidates, fawns over racist world leaders, made a convicted racist guest of honour at their conference, and whose leader refuses to outright deny having racially abused people.
If only there were a word for such a party.
If only there were a word for such a party.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reform is a party that says things that appeal to racists, fields racist candidates, fawns over racist world leaders, made a convicted racist guest of honour at their conference, and whose leader refuses to outright deny having racially abused people.
If only there were a word for such a party.
If only there were a word for such a party.
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Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials could be scrapped except in most serious cases
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Brexit was such a lie.
It’s actually made the U.K. poorer, more isolated, insular and less secure
And remember who led the drive that has made us more insecure - Farage alongside Johnson & Co.
The U.K. needs to accept its error and seek a closer union with Europe.
It’s actually made the U.K. poorer, more isolated, insular and less secure
And remember who led the drive that has made us more insecure - Farage alongside Johnson & Co.
The U.K. needs to accept its error and seek a closer union with Europe.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Brexit was such a lie.
It’s actually made the U.K. poorer, more isolated, insular and less secure
And remember who led the drive that has made us more insecure - Farage alongside Johnson & Co.
The U.K. needs to accept its error and seek a closer union with Europe.
It’s actually made the U.K. poorer, more isolated, insular and less secure
And remember who led the drive that has made us more insecure - Farage alongside Johnson & Co.
The U.K. needs to accept its error and seek a closer union with Europe.
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The question people aren’t asking Farage: so, if you weren’t a racist when you were at school… when did that change?
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The question people aren’t asking Farage: so, if you weren’t a racist when you were at school… when did that change?
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It makes a change to see Farage being scrutinised. He insulted and belittled others on the basis of their race.
If that's not a textbook definition of racism, what is?
If that's not a textbook definition of racism, what is?
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It makes a change to see Farage being scrutinised. He insulted and belittled others on the basis of their race.
If that's not a textbook definition of racism, what is?
If that's not a textbook definition of racism, what is?
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Nigel Farage thinks the song ‘Gas 'Em All’ is just bants. Pass it on.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Nigel Farage thinks the song ‘Gas 'Em All’ is just bants. Pass it on.
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I’m a 10, but in binary
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’m a 10, but in binary
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Farage really on the ropes there.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
It was years ago.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not in a hurtful way.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not with intent.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not genuine abuse.
😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
It was years ago.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not in a hurtful way.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not with intent.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not genuine abuse.
😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Farage really on the ropes there.
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There's a very very very simple reason why nothing Labour do ever moves the needle on the parlous state of the UK economy.
They have deliberately and repeatedly chosen to ignore the elephant filling every nook and cranny of the room.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
They have deliberately and repeatedly chosen to ignore the elephant filling every nook and cranny of the room.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
There's a very very very simple reason why nothing Labour do ever moves the needle on the parlous state of the UK economy.
They have deliberately and repeatedly chosen to ignore the elephant filling every nook and cranny of the room.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
They have deliberately and repeatedly chosen to ignore the elephant filling every nook and cranny of the room.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Makes me laugh every time.
[interview]
"Any weaknesses?"
"I sometimes let myself down in interviews"
"I think you're doing ok"
"You would. You're a fucking idiot".
"Any weaknesses?"
"I sometimes let myself down in interviews"
"I think you're doing ok"
"You would. You're a fucking idiot".
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Makes me laugh every time.
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Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign
Me: I got lost in the music
Cop: what song?
Me: I'd rather not say
Cop: what song?!?
Me: I saw the sign
Me: I got lost in the music
Cop: what song?
Me: I'd rather not say
Cop: what song?!?
Me: I saw the sign
September 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign
Me: I got lost in the music
Cop: what song?
Me: I'd rather not say
Cop: what song?!?
Me: I saw the sign
Me: I got lost in the music
Cop: what song?
Me: I'd rather not say
Cop: what song?!?
Me: I saw the sign
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From the CWS Archive. June 2022 and August 2020.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
From the CWS Archive. June 2022 and August 2020.
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It is indisputable that Brexit has been an economic disaster, and notable that none of its political architects have paid any price.
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It is indisputable that Brexit has been an economic disaster, and notable that none of its political architects have paid any price.