Tom Bennett
@newmanstings.bsky.social
Pretender, Dreamweaver, "Croydons' Most Improved Tweeter 2017" #HouseOfTheDragon #AfterLife #LoveAndFriendship #PhoneShop #Rocketman #OFAHMusical Winkface emoji! Here for it!
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 AM
this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
Oi you! Yes you!
Did you grow up the ‘80’s?
Do you remember Opal Fruits & Verucca socks?
Do you like Alan Carr?
Do you love the Football?
Are you a fan of my particular brand of bullshit?
Then watch all episodes of Changing Ends on ITV NOW!!!
Did you grow up the ‘80’s?
Do you remember Opal Fruits & Verucca socks?
Do you like Alan Carr?
Do you love the Football?
Are you a fan of my particular brand of bullshit?
Then watch all episodes of Changing Ends on ITV NOW!!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oi you! Yes you!
Did you grow up the ‘80’s?
Do you remember Opal Fruits & Verucca socks?
Do you like Alan Carr?
Do you love the Football?
Are you a fan of my particular brand of bullshit?
Then watch all episodes of Changing Ends on ITV NOW!!!
Did you grow up the ‘80’s?
Do you remember Opal Fruits & Verucca socks?
Do you like Alan Carr?
Do you love the Football?
Are you a fan of my particular brand of bullshit?
Then watch all episodes of Changing Ends on ITV NOW!!!
Dis fuckin’ guy tho! #ChangingEnds ITV
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dis fuckin’ guy tho! #ChangingEnds ITV
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Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
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I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
OpenAI is begging the British Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's supposedly "impossible" for the company to train its artificial intelligence models — and continue growing its multi-billion-dollar business — without them. futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!
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Sneaking back to X for a quick look around
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Sneaking back to X for a quick look around
We doin’ Nudes in Bio here yet?
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
We doin’ Nudes in Bio here yet?
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Yes!!!! AP BIO (all 4 seasons!) is streaming on Netflix!!!
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Yes!!!! AP BIO (all 4 seasons!) is streaming on Netflix!!!
London Comicon was HUUUUUUUGE! #HouseOfTheDragon #PhoneShop
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
London Comicon was HUUUUUUUGE! #HouseOfTheDragon #PhoneShop
Bluesky: Where people go to repost their greatest hits from Twitter!
November 14, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Bluesky: Where people go to repost their greatest hits from Twitter!
PhoneShop is 15 years old today! Fuuuuck, Newman a Oldman innit?
November 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
PhoneShop is 15 years old today! Fuuuuck, Newman a Oldman innit?
Congratulations to my mum for winning this years Turner Prize by thinking our chopping board was an oven tray!
November 2, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Congratulations to my mum for winning this years Turner Prize by thinking our chopping board was an oven tray!
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I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
October 22, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
I joke about “Doctors” a lot but it being cancelled is incredibly sad news. It was a training ground for anyone & everyone wanting to earn their stripes! I played a comedy sex pest caretaker, a teacher who saw a dead twin & a romantic who had Elton John lyrics as his inner monologue! Good times!
October 18, 2023 at 5:30 PM
I joke about “Doctors” a lot but it being cancelled is incredibly sad news. It was a training ground for anyone & everyone wanting to earn their stripes! I played a comedy sex pest caretaker, a teacher who saw a dead twin & a romantic who had Elton John lyrics as his inner monologue! Good times!
I caan’t do dis right now!
October 18, 2023 at 5:06 PM
I caan’t do dis right now!
Do we have a what’s trending button here?
October 17, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Do we have a what’s trending button here?