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Mr. Walters
@nerfect.bsky.social
Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal.

My Etsy shop:
http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
Good news everyone. Eerie, Indiana is on Tubi and it still holds up. Seriously, the writing and stories of this “kids show” are fantastic.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I keep seeing ads for service pets, which seem more about letting you bring your pets everywhere than making sure people who need service animals get them. Anyone who has spent time with someone who relies on a service animal knows how they help people do daily tasks.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
From now until December 7 get 25% off everything in my Etsy shop!

nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving to my American followers.
Cook those birds
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Today I’m thankful for the family I married into and this little turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m working on some sculptures and realized this component looks a lot like some snack from outer space. What would you call this treat and what would it taste like?
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Newsmax to Catholic Bishops: STAY IN YOUR LANE
Ft. @underthedesknews.bsky.social on @meidastouch.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“Shopkeeper, I’d like a piece of jewelry that can harvest all my personal data please.”
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Finally?
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I knew it wasn’t right, but sometimes you do things just to amuse yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I met someone at a wedding this evening who had gone to IKEA to buy furniture with their daughter who was building a pagan altar.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It’s always something…

youtu.be/YpfTdnvjDpA?...
Jesus auf der Rolltreppe
YouTube video by Dunis
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Just watched the “Words Unraveled” episode on swear words with @jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social while working. A great episode as usual, but I’d especially thank Rob for the old name for a kestrel, “Windfucker.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I saw an online ad this morning suggesting that “creators should ‘monetize’ their audience” and for a moment I thought I might throw up a little.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Seeing a professional photographer or videographer post AI slop is like offering the tiger in the room an appetizer before it rips you apart and eats you.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ugh… I just had my first Etsy order screw up for the season. An order arrived to the buyer missing the merchandise. Not sure how that could happen, but envelope seals have failed in the past. Every order is important to me and when something like this happens, I feel lousy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Aww! 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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telling people that this is the Guggenheim
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I ask you. What other sport offers such drama and sportsmanship while also offering a healthy heartwarming share of unadulterated cuteness?
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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the existence of the dorito implies the existence of the much larger doro.

#TNG #Lwaxana #Doritos #Doro #Replicator #AncientOC @startrekshitposti.ng
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM