A Carnivorous Plant
@nepenthes.bsky.social
Athena with a D. Whole Fat Milf.
Chinga la migra. 🍉
Chinga la migra. 🍉
Nah but for real
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Nah but for real
Are you really working the line if your coworker doesn’t put on the Slim Shady EP?
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Are you really working the line if your coworker doesn’t put on the Slim Shady EP?
There’s no rule that family meal has to be pretty
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There’s no rule that family meal has to be pretty
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Vampires need to start scenting each other in stuff more
just smell ya girls neck to take in her scent and growl a little
hit one of these
just smell ya girls neck to take in her scent and growl a little
hit one of these
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Vampires need to start scenting each other in stuff more
just smell ya girls neck to take in her scent and growl a little
hit one of these
just smell ya girls neck to take in her scent and growl a little
hit one of these
getting distracted on the way to the kitchen call that a ADHDetour
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
getting distracted on the way to the kitchen call that a ADHDetour
RIP Raul Julia you woulda liked David Dastmalchian.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
RIP Raul Julia you woulda liked David Dastmalchian.
Idk who’s bucket list had “hear a dude play accordion on the train” but I’ve got good news for you
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Idk who’s bucket list had “hear a dude play accordion on the train” but I’ve got good news for you
So it was written
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
So it was written
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
To cap off this shit ass day I got curved by my work crush. But at least I shot my shot. I think it’s time to dig this look out the attic.
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
To cap off this shit ass day I got curved by my work crush. But at least I shot my shot. I think it’s time to dig this look out the attic.
“Post you from a different era in your life”
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Post you from a different era in your life”
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
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i love watching black people of the diaspora try soul food
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i love watching black people of the diaspora try soul food
Damn this goes so hard. Still one of the best games i've ever played. youtu.be/T0IXEiU4JMI
Cyberpunk 2077 - City of Legends 5th Anniversary Trailer | PS5 & PS4 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Damn this goes so hard. Still one of the best games i've ever played. youtu.be/T0IXEiU4JMI
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As if I needed more stress right now, some niggas got into my building and went door to door pretending to be pg&e. Of course building management isn’t doing shit.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
As if I needed more stress right now, some niggas got into my building and went door to door pretending to be pg&e. Of course building management isn’t doing shit.
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i will crawl before i take a waymo. i will literally slither on my belly to my destination before i let a car drive itself anywhere with me inside.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i will crawl before i take a waymo. i will literally slither on my belly to my destination before i let a car drive itself anywhere with me inside.
It took like 80 minutes for this to do something and when it did I wish it didn’t.
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It took like 80 minutes for this to do something and when it did I wish it didn’t.
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*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE
*whispers* stop reposting AI images you guys
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE
crashout halted for now, but i'm still gonna have to move in the near future. lmk if you see anything affordable in spitting distance of a BART station
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
crashout halted for now, but i'm still gonna have to move in the near future. lmk if you see anything affordable in spitting distance of a BART station
what do we do when the anxiety levels get too high to tolerate?
a cartoon scene with the words * whispers drugs *
ALT: a cartoon scene with the words * whispers drugs *
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
what do we do when the anxiety levels get too high to tolerate?
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Eviction notices in the winter are just barbaric.
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Eviction notices in the winter are just barbaric.
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I noticed this when I use my family Instacart account to order my groceries.
My sister has SNAP, I do not. When I update my payment method to using debit only (no SNAP), the price *DROPS*
My sister has SNAP, I do not. When I update my payment method to using debit only (no SNAP), the price *DROPS*
EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I noticed this when I use my family Instacart account to order my groceries.
My sister has SNAP, I do not. When I update my payment method to using debit only (no SNAP), the price *DROPS*
My sister has SNAP, I do not. When I update my payment method to using debit only (no SNAP), the price *DROPS*
Omw to forcefemme somebody man
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Omw to forcefemme somebody man
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