A Carnivorous Plant
@nepenthes.bsky.social
Athena with a D. Whole Fat Milf.
Chinga la migra. 🍉
Chinga la migra. 🍉
There’s no rule that family meal has to be pretty
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There’s no rule that family meal has to be pretty
Idk who’s bucket list had “hear a dude play accordion on the train” but I’ve got good news for you
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Idk who’s bucket list had “hear a dude play accordion on the train” but I’ve got good news for you
To cap off this shit ass day I got curved by my work crush. But at least I shot my shot. I think it’s time to dig this look out the attic.
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
To cap off this shit ass day I got curved by my work crush. But at least I shot my shot. I think it’s time to dig this look out the attic.
“Post you from a different era in your life”
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Post you from a different era in your life”
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
Before I took an arrow to the knee etc etc
It took like 80 minutes for this to do something and when it did I wish it didn’t.
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It took like 80 minutes for this to do something and when it did I wish it didn’t.
Omw to forcefemme somebody man
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Omw to forcefemme somebody man
I’ve never been more reluctant to admit to watching a movie,
and that’s coming from someone who gave ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ 5 stars.
and that’s coming from someone who gave ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ 5 stars.
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I’ve never been more reluctant to admit to watching a movie,
and that’s coming from someone who gave ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ 5 stars.
and that’s coming from someone who gave ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ 5 stars.
I almost didn’t wanna admit to watching this one
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I almost didn’t wanna admit to watching this one
Probably some dumb shit like
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Probably some dumb shit like
I will commit crimes for these
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I will commit crimes for these
Not really surprising
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not really surprising
When we do get statues that arent action figures they look scuffed and racist come to town and destroy them
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When we do get statues that arent action figures they look scuffed and racist come to town and destroy them
looking for pics of mom to send to my sister and I found this one. no wonder i'm so good looking
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
looking for pics of mom to send to my sister and I found this one. no wonder i'm so good looking
The premise is dumb but David Jonsson is amazing. Cooper Hoffman too.
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The premise is dumb but David Jonsson is amazing. Cooper Hoffman too.
My only complaint is that it wasn’t gay enough.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
My only complaint is that it wasn’t gay enough.
Fuck a tv I got a projector and a bedsheet hanging from my canopy bed frame. Ok I got a tv, too.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Fuck a tv I got a projector and a bedsheet hanging from my canopy bed frame. Ok I got a tv, too.
This movie doesn’t get talked about enough and that’s a shame.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This movie doesn’t get talked about enough and that’s a shame.
We really gotta stop this guy from making movies based on Reddit threads.
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We really gotta stop this guy from making movies based on Reddit threads.
Bring back yachtsploitation!
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Bring back yachtsploitation!
Does Yorgos have dirt on Emma Stone?
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Does Yorgos have dirt on Emma Stone?
This was (hella) flawed but fun. I’m loving the queer grindhouse revival that Love Lies Bleeding ushered in.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This was (hella) flawed but fun. I’m loving the queer grindhouse revival that Love Lies Bleeding ushered in.