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Athena with a D. Whole Fat Milf.

Chinga la migra. 🍉
I’ve never been more reluctant to admit to watching a movie,
and that’s coming from someone who gave ‘Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter’ 5 stars.
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Leman Russ is a closeted trans woman. I’m sorry to out her like that.
"All the primarchs are men"

Not only does that erase whatever the fuck Fulgrim has going on.

I know for a fact Vulkan is a stud, my aunt told me
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bitches call me T Pain because I’m tired and in pain.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Aww little baby quake
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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It always pissed me off that they have Riki-Oh commentate games he doesn't even play because he's "funny" or whatever
can't stand this slop
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sitcom about a bumbling office assistant that uses AI for everything and is constantly failing until the dark finale where the world burns because of all the water needed by the datacenters needed to fuel this comedy of errors.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I almost didn’t wanna admit to watching this one
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s almost 2026 and you can wear an 8k camera on your face and no one will be the wiser

And yet somehow cams still look like shit.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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BART train, 2015. Shot on a Yashica T4 35mm
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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BART train, 2015. Shot on a Yashica T4 35mm
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’m so tired
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Because new tech dies in 3 weeks on purpose and you can’t repair it
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me heading to work after closing the night before
a yellow robot with the number 1 on it
ALT: a yellow robot with the number 1 on it
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Probably some dumb shit like
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Nah, LIVER ALONE.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I love theaters and going to movies with friends, I just wish they had subtitles. I mostly watch stuff at home because i have hearing damage and studios can’t seem to mix audio properly.
After the recent joy of Hard Boiled in a packed theater it hit me that one of the tragedies of capitalism’s manifestation of our tech age is that on top of imprisoning us in gilded cages disconnected from shared reality, they are transforming communal experience into an expensive, uncommon novelty.
James Gunn says theatrical releases are “incredibly important” for DC after the Warner Bros & Netflix merger news

“The communal theatrical experience is something that is incredibly important & remarkably well suited to our big spectacle films”

(Source: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Did you know:

‘Comrade’ is short for ‘Communism is rad’.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fortnite needs a mode that teaches kids how to FUCKING SAY ‘EXCUSE ME’.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I will commit crimes for these
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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"If you ever think about me, and if you ain’t gonna do no revolutionary act, forget about me. I don’t want myself on your mind, if you’re not gonna work for the people."

On this day in 1969, Fred Hampton was shot to death by Chicago, Cook County and federal police as he slept in his apartment.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Got a crush on a server. The prophecy is complete.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Not really surprising
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Damn that’s tight my mom found a way to deadname me from beyond the grave
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM