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Saturn
@nastypass.bsky.social
communist, lesbian, minnesotan, engineer. 30s, she/her
Serious question: if Minneapolis does win the peace prize, who would they actually give the medal to? Do we get to vote on it or is Frey just going to go to Oslo?
State Senator Scott Dibble (district 61) over promising at the 10-1 precinct caucus: "We are gonna win that Nobel peace prize!"
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Abolish ICE, abolish DHS, abolish the entire border control apparatus and its attendant violence! Bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free!
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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I am introducing an act that requires ICE agents to wear traditional Japanese 𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑖, a vertical identifying banner mounted on the backs of the noble 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑖 warrior class, that displays their highest grade school reading level achieved.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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nuclear proliferation and solar proliferation go hand in hand really. break the back of big oil and the us petro-empire
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
So excited to sink my teeth into hit indie dessert item What Remains of Apple Fritter
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
unlimited snow emergency on the first world
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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All Tits Are Real All Borders Are Fake
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
there was a big lydia millard mailer loosely wedged in our fence when i left to vote this morning, just another bit of litter in little jakey frey's whittier
final day push of Frey-aligned candidates near me looks like:
- wedge 3-4 flyers in door of every apartment building
- flyers under windshield wipers of every parked car?
- if house has signs for opposition, throw flyers in their yard??
not once have they doorknocked us. they'd rather spread litter.
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
why yes, i will pokemon go to the polls tomorrow. we could all use the exercise.
Yiiiiiipeee! Let's-a-go vote! pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
let your haters become your blanket weighters when you sleep in the bed of success
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
if voices of the void had reputation events for the other kinds of aliens, it would become my stardew valley
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ah, L-Lt. Quattro...!
October 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Wereshrimp was a creature who may have become a fursona to me. You took away her life, so don't you dare judge me!
Imagine being a wereshrimp
August 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
it's an incredible relief to finally hear candidates calling jakey the nakedly corrupt suit that he is. may he finally go home for good!
We deserve a city government that works for all of us—where decisions are made based on what’s right for the people of our city, not based on who is most loyal to the mayor.

We deserve better.
August 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
August 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.
August 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
hot commie summer continues
I am incredibly honored to be the DFL endorsed candidate for Minneapolis Mayor. This endorsement is a message that Minneapolis residents are done with broken promises, vetoes, and politics as usual. It’s a mandate to build a city that works for all of us. fatehformayor.com/donate
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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It's time to use our voices and tell MNDOT not to dismiss highway removal options from the Rethinking I94 process without proper study! Join citizens and community orgs in showing support for further analysis of at-grade options through an open letter: betterthan94.org/open-letter/
July 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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have this energy for your town’s mayor too
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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just for clarity this one will be a death camp and it is incumbent upon all of us to do literally whatever we can to stop this and gunk up the gears of this death machine
January 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM