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Bartholomew Collins, piano surgeon
@nanoplague.bsky.social
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She/her. Public health. Likes reading about space ships and diseases. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:)

♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️

I have spiders to count.
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senatorgiggity.bsky.social
A few years ago I read the quote "You don't have to be who you've always been" and that shit hit me like an earthquake
trans.bsky.social Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 3d
no fate but what we make

reject misogyny & patriarchy

embrace total liberation

you don’t have to live as you were assigned
Ernest Hemingway photo by Yousuf Karsh. dude has the dead dysphoria eye s Egg me chainsmoking . i also have the dead dysphoria eyes
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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wiglet1981.bsky.social
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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sarahmason.art
-- Hollow Knight --
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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yashiro-manabu.bsky.social
ガメラ60周年🐢
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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thisnorthernboy.bsky.social
Six Ships. I'm very much in the Chris Foss school of thought when it comes to colour, rather than SW or ST.

#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
Digital illustration on a white background. Six brightly coloured spaceships. Adorned with stripes and patterns. More like race cars than spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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kim-hu.com
💀⚔️💫
illustration of a catacomb saint standing on a pile of skulls __ #kimgakaku
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
nanoplague.bsky.social
♥️🏳️‍⚧️♥️
Pic shows a candle in trans flag colors with text reading 'Mourn for the dead. Fight light hell for the living.'
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
nanoplague.bsky.social
Share a Tv series you've watched from beginning to end not than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
nanoplague.bsky.social
#sony just stole a decade's worth of games and a brand new year of #playstationplus. Please explain to me why you have no mech for verifying accounts after they're stolen? We have the name, the card, THE FUCKING MACHINE, and literally everything associated with the acct? #ps5 #playstation #hacked
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
nanoplague.bsky.social
Watching Arachnophobia with my 8yo and love the idea of the foremost entomologist being able to quarantine a town at the first hint of spiders. #publichealth
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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laurahelmuth.bsky.social
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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gwillow.me
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
nanoplague.bsky.social
Doing villainy on a Friday night. #johncompany
A boardgame set up displaying the East India Company getting ready to do their thing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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tishamark.com
I have several small paintings in my shop, including framed pieces. These are nice for gifting if you happen to be looking for gift ideas.

Tisha Mark ©2025, To Dream by the Sea No. 2503, oil on gessobord, 4"x4"

Available:
tishamark.com/product/to-d...

#art #painting #bsnm #SciArt #TraditionalArt
Original seascape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "To Dream by the Sea No. 2503" 4"x4" oil on Ampersand Gessobord (2025), shown in a maple frame. Textured seascape painting with white cloud formations over a dark blue sea.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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jlkaufmann.bsky.social
I see James Watson has died.

What did Watson discover?

Rosalind Franklin's lab notes.

Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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isabelott.bsky.social
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.

Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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paulandstorm.bsky.social
You can't prove to me that's not three 8.5x11 sheets of paper taped to the wall
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 29d
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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emilylhauser.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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chlowski.bsky.social
We crafted something sapphic & spooky for this first @cartoonistcoop.bsky.social's Cartoonber 🎃🦇

The theme was : Reclaimed

script : @zoewithasword.bsky.social
thumbnails, pencils, lettering & tones : @willowsquest.bsky.social
inking : yours truly
One-page comic story. Panel 1 : lightning bolt hits someone on a bed through a hole in an old house roof 2-3 : a wild looking scientist gal lowers the bed down, excitedly activating a mechanism using chains "Yes ! Yes !! My beautiful creation! my perfect creature ! You will LIVE once again !" 4 : said creature wakes up growling, a Frankenstein-like woman, with scars showing where limbs got attached to each other 5 : she looks down and notices she now has pretty HUGE boobs 6 : the scientist, looking excited and perky, waiting for a reaction "Well ?" 7 : the biggest smile appears on the "creature"s face 8 : she grabs the scientist and holds her tight, burrying her face in her new boobs "They're JUST what I've always wanted !!" "Donor bodies are always a challenge, but you gave EXCELLENT direction. I don't know how much FEELING you'll have. But obviously I'm MORE than happy to -" 9 : close up of the scientist's face, that the other one is holding in her hands, pressing her cheeks "Vickie. Stop talking and get up here" Smiling, delighted, the scientist/Vickie answers : "Yes, dear."
October 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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jkhsquonk.bsky.social
That is a happy looking jack o'lantern. And the hen looks like they are having a conversation with them. Lots of humor in this one.
himmapaan.bsky.social Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · Oct 25
Henny Halloween. 🐔🎃

Ink and gouache on Fabriano Medioevalis, approximately 95 × 64 mm.
Drawing in mainly black ink, primarily in silhouette, of a hen standing on a pumpkin on the vine, bending her head quizzically down towards it. The pumpkin bears a grinning expression like that if a carved jack-o-lantern. The hen's comb and wattle are the only touch of red gouache.
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM