Nameless Cynic
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If Trump keeps taking bribes from other countries, we should change his title to POTUS - the Prostitute of the United States.
Happy Anniversary! 25 years ago today, the Supreme Court elected George Bush president (later, unofficial recounts showed that Gore would have won); the failson of former president Bush was happy to leave the boring presidenting to oil baron Dick Cheney, which ended with me getting sent to Iraq.
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Anniversary! 25 years ago today, the Supreme Court elected George Bush president (later, unofficial recounts showed that Gore would have won); the failson of former president Bush was happy to leave the boring presidenting to oil baron Dick Cheney, which ended with me getting sent to Iraq.
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A billion dollars and the idea is basically Star Wars JibJab
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A billion dollars and the idea is basically Star Wars JibJab
Is keeping the condoms next to the baby food considered a a form of birth control?
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is keeping the condoms next to the baby food considered a a form of birth control?
Public service announcement.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Public service announcement.
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25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
How do you know that Trump knows that he's breaking the law?
Exclusive: US threatens new ICC sanctions unless court pledges not to prosecute Trump
President Donald Trump's administration wants the International Criminal Court to amend its founding document to ensure it does not investigate the Republican president and his top officials, a Trump ...
www.reuters.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
How do you know that Trump knows that he's breaking the law?
The REASON one does not simply walk into Mordor is that no pedestrian traffic is allowed. One waits for the free public transportation.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The REASON one does not simply walk into Mordor is that no pedestrian traffic is allowed. One waits for the free public transportation.
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Obama’s tan suit and Howard Dean’s ‘scream’ got days of wall‑to‑wall coverage. Now Trump’s ICE can drag a U.S. citizen nurse out of her car and it’s gone in a news cycle. That’s what happens when you let them flood the zone with shit instead of doing journalism.
Do your job "news" organizations!
Do your job "news" organizations!
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Obama’s tan suit and Howard Dean’s ‘scream’ got days of wall‑to‑wall coverage. Now Trump’s ICE can drag a U.S. citizen nurse out of her car and it’s gone in a news cycle. That’s what happens when you let them flood the zone with shit instead of doing journalism.
Do your job "news" organizations!
Do your job "news" organizations!
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WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
That's a good plan. Trump should step down in favor of Jimmy Kimmel. If for no other reason, because Jimmy Kimmel does not clearly have dementia.
Grampy is sundowning.
Grampy is sundowning.
Trump: We never had a president hosting the awards. If I cannot beat out Jimmy Kimmel in terms of talent, I don't think I should be president.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That's a good plan. Trump should step down in favor of Jimmy Kimmel. If for no other reason, because Jimmy Kimmel does not clearly have dementia.
Grampy is sundowning.
Grampy is sundowning.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
Trump just removed Martin Luther King Day and Juneteenth from the days you get free entry into national parks, and added his birthday.
Remember, MAGA gets cranky if you suggest Trump might be racist.
Remember, MAGA gets cranky if you suggest Trump might be racist.
National parks add Trump's birthday to list of fee-free days and remove MLK Day, Juneteenth
The change to the schedule comes shortly after the Trump administration announced new fees for non-resident visitors.
www.cbsnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trump just removed Martin Luther King Day and Juneteenth from the days you get free entry into national parks, and added his birthday.
Remember, MAGA gets cranky if you suggest Trump might be racist.
Remember, MAGA gets cranky if you suggest Trump might be racist.
That's what they call me at the salad bar.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That's what they call me at the salad bar.
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
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My Spotify Unwrapped list is empty because I know what they pay Joe Rogan to host his podcast and what they don’t pay the musicians who keep Spotify’s digital doors open.
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My Spotify Unwrapped list is empty because I know what they pay Joe Rogan to host his podcast and what they don’t pay the musicians who keep Spotify’s digital doors open.
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The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act, but not before demanding an investigation on any Democrat Epstein knew, abusing the provision about "open investigations."
But a Florida judge just used that law to unseal all the 2005-2007 grand jury material.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
But a Florida judge just used that law to unseal all the 2005-2007 grand jury material.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Judge orders Jeffrey Epstein-related grand jury records in Florida to be released publicly
A previous bid to release the transcripts was denied by a different judge earlier this year.
www.nbcnews.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Trump signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act, but not before demanding an investigation on any Democrat Epstein knew, abusing the provision about "open investigations."
But a Florida judge just used that law to unseal all the 2005-2007 grand jury material.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
But a Florida judge just used that law to unseal all the 2005-2007 grand jury material.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Donald Trump has his own Giving Tuesday, but it involves penicillin and Valtrex.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Donald Trump has his own Giving Tuesday, but it involves penicillin and Valtrex.
Thought for the day:
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thought for the day:
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It turns out, when you mix the 2016 video of Pete Hegseth talking about troops not following unlawful orders with the recent Democratic PSA on the same subject, their message flows together pretty seamlessly.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It turns out, when you mix the 2016 video of Pete Hegseth talking about troops not following unlawful orders with the recent Democratic PSA on the same subject, their message flows together pretty seamlessly.
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i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
[life] lol hold my beer
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
[life] lol hold my beer
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The cyc in 'cycle' actually looks like a bike and now that I've seen it, you have to too!
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The cyc in 'cycle' actually looks like a bike and now that I've seen it, you have to too!
“Running from Trump is how you lose. Running with Trump is how you win,” Van Epps said.
Running WITH Trump was how he took a strongly pro-Trump district (R+22), and scraped out an R+6 win (the closest a Democrat has come in this wildly gerrymandered district since 1982).
Running WITH Trump was how he took a strongly pro-Trump district (R+22), and scraped out an R+6 win (the closest a Democrat has come in this wildly gerrymandered district since 1982).
Republican Matt Van Epps wins US House special election in Tennessee
Van Epps defeats Aftyn Behn in congressional election closely watched for signs of Republican weakness
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“Running from Trump is how you lose. Running with Trump is how you win,” Van Epps said.
Running WITH Trump was how he took a strongly pro-Trump district (R+22), and scraped out an R+6 win (the closest a Democrat has come in this wildly gerrymandered district since 1982).
Running WITH Trump was how he took a strongly pro-Trump district (R+22), and scraped out an R+6 win (the closest a Democrat has come in this wildly gerrymandered district since 1982).
Marco Rubio posted this video of Trump dozing off during an afternoon meeting, while Little Marco actively tries to wake him up by gently massaging his prostate.
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Marco Rubio posted this video of Trump dozing off during an afternoon meeting, while Little Marco actively tries to wake him up by gently massaging his prostate.
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
Our Founding Fathers planned for a lot of contengencies as best they could.
But they didn't imagine that the plot to install a King would fail with Nixon, and Newt Gingrich would consider that to be a challenge, and immediately start recruiting a new type of Republican.
But they didn't imagine that the plot to install a King would fail with Nixon, and Newt Gingrich would consider that to be a challenge, and immediately start recruiting a new type of Republican.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Our Founding Fathers planned for a lot of contengencies as best they could.
But they didn't imagine that the plot to install a King would fail with Nixon, and Newt Gingrich would consider that to be a challenge, and immediately start recruiting a new type of Republican.
But they didn't imagine that the plot to install a King would fail with Nixon, and Newt Gingrich would consider that to be a challenge, and immediately start recruiting a new type of Republican.