Nameless Cynic
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If Trump keeps taking bribes from other countries, we should change his title to POTUS - the Prostitute of the United States.
Happy Anniversary! 25 years ago today, the Supreme Court elected George Bush president (later, unofficial recounts showed that Gore would have won); the failson of former president Bush was happy to leave the boring presidenting to oil baron Dick Cheney, which ended with me getting sent to Iraq.
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Anniversary! 25 years ago today, the Supreme Court elected George Bush president (later, unofficial recounts showed that Gore would have won); the failson of former president Bush was happy to leave the boring presidenting to oil baron Dick Cheney, which ended with me getting sent to Iraq.
Is keeping the condoms next to the baby food considered a a form of birth control?
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is keeping the condoms next to the baby food considered a a form of birth control?
Public service announcement.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Public service announcement.
The REASON one does not simply walk into Mordor is that no pedestrian traffic is allowed. One waits for the free public transportation.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The REASON one does not simply walk into Mordor is that no pedestrian traffic is allowed. One waits for the free public transportation.
That's what they call me at the salad bar.
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That's what they call me at the salad bar.
Thought for the day:
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thought for the day:
Marco Rubio posted this video of Trump dozing off during an afternoon meeting, while Little Marco actively tries to wake him up by gently massaging his prostate.
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Marco Rubio posted this video of Trump dozing off during an afternoon meeting, while Little Marco actively tries to wake him up by gently massaging his prostate.
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
Are they tired of his angry tantrums when he's awake? Are they setting him up for a 25th Amendment removal?
Here's what you get when you say "I do my own research."
(This post is about vaccines.)
(This post is about vaccines.)
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here's what you get when you say "I do my own research."
(This post is about vaccines.)
(This post is about vaccines.)
Over on Xitter, Dan Bongino has an algorithm that will repost anything that mentions his name. (That same algorithm "liked" it first.)
When I said "social-media obsessed," I wasn't kidding.
When I said "social-media obsessed," I wasn't kidding.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Over on Xitter, Dan Bongino has an algorithm that will repost anything that mentions his name. (That same algorithm "liked" it first.)
When I said "social-media obsessed," I wasn't kidding.
When I said "social-media obsessed," I wasn't kidding.
Christopher Tolkien explained that his father eventually had to write down the text of "The Hobbit," despite it originally having been intended as simply a bedtime story that he made up as he went along.
Never be scared to challenge authority. You may help reinvent an entire literary genre.
Never be scared to challenge authority. You may help reinvent an entire literary genre.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Christopher Tolkien explained that his father eventually had to write down the text of "The Hobbit," despite it originally having been intended as simply a bedtime story that he made up as he went along.
Never be scared to challenge authority. You may help reinvent an entire literary genre.
Never be scared to challenge authority. You may help reinvent an entire literary genre.
Is JC Penney being ironic?
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Is JC Penney being ironic?
At the Grand Cayman Turtle Centre, they have to be very specific, and they have to post reminders.
Because people are stupid.
Because people are stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
At the Grand Cayman Turtle Centre, they have to be very specific, and they have to post reminders.
Because people are stupid.
Because people are stupid.
And here's the stupidest memo ever produced by the Secretary of Day Drinking.
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And here's the stupidest memo ever produced by the Secretary of Day Drinking.
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
Please notice that he used the word "potentially." Because he's trying to claim "It's illegal to tell people not to break the law!"
Somebody just pointed out that when Elon Musk bought Twitter, he renamed the website to the letter X.
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Somebody just pointed out that when Elon Musk bought Twitter, he renamed the website to the letter X.
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
He used to be a programmer, and the ASCII code for X is 88. Since H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, white supremacists use it to indicate "Heil Hitler."
Just a coincidence, of course...
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you build customer loyalty.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you build customer loyalty.
I appreciate that Petey the Power Bottom names all his operations after gay porn movies.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I appreciate that Petey the Power Bottom names all his operations after gay porn movies.
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion live on at the Pentagon!
If you see this, post a Byrd.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you see this, post a Byrd.
It's a fast-moving world; sometimes it's hard to keep up. So here's something you may have missed: among those documents released by the Epstein estate,, there's an email where Epstein's brother said "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's a fast-moving world; sometimes it's hard to keep up. So here's something you may have missed: among those documents released by the Epstein estate,, there's an email where Epstein's brother said "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?"
Remember all those former Green Party voters (and Susan Sarandon) who whined that at least Trump wouldn't "take America to war"?
Yeah, that was before we got that last vote to release the Epstein files.
Yeah, that was before we got that last vote to release the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Remember all those former Green Party voters (and Susan Sarandon) who whined that at least Trump wouldn't "take America to war"?
Yeah, that was before we got that last vote to release the Epstein files.
Yeah, that was before we got that last vote to release the Epstein files.
So, if a radioactive human bit a spider, would the spider gain the proportional powers of a human?
Which, I'm guessing, would be anxiety, depression, and guilt.
Which, I'm guessing, would be anxiety, depression, and guilt.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
So, if a radioactive human bit a spider, would the spider gain the proportional powers of a human?
Which, I'm guessing, would be anxiety, depression, and guilt.
Which, I'm guessing, would be anxiety, depression, and guilt.
It's a valid point.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's a valid point.
Thought for the day
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Thought for the day
Just a reminder that this was five years ago today.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just a reminder that this was five years ago today.
Remember Trump calling Biden "Sleepy Joe"?
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Remember Trump calling Biden "Sleepy Joe"?