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Courtney | they/them | 28 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | aggressively queer 🌈 | perma DM
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December #promosky comin in hot!
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
I definitely forgot about eating bro 😭 time for a late lunch!!
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I definitely forgot about eating bro 😭 time for a late lunch!!
There always comes a point after I stay up for 24+ hours that I think to myself, "you know, I was so productive I should just stay up tonight too!"
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There always comes a point after I stay up for 24+ hours that I think to myself, "you know, I was so productive I should just stay up tonight too!"
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
Running on zero hours of sleep but I still managed to make my accessories festive
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Running on zero hours of sleep but I still managed to make my accessories festive
3 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
4 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
3 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
One of the projects I completed last night was setting up our big year long wall calendar for 2026 and I am SO proud of it
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
One of the projects I completed last night was setting up our big year long wall calendar for 2026 and I am SO proud of it
Unintentionally staying up to welcome the sun after the longest night of the year FTW
What has two thumbs and did not sleep even a little bit last night?
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Unintentionally staying up to welcome the sun after the longest night of the year FTW
What has two thumbs and did not sleep even a little bit last night?
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What has two thumbs and did not sleep even a little bit last night?
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
Freshened up the mullet ✨
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Freshened up the mullet ✨
Successfully made 2/5 doughs. Will spend the next couple of days just filling the freezer and then bake everything Xmas eve
On the docket are sugar cookies, raspberry thumbprints, brookies, gingerbread men, and chocolate chip
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Successfully made 2/5 doughs. Will spend the next couple of days just filling the freezer and then bake everything Xmas eve
4 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
4 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
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i wish AI a very die
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i wish AI a very die
Making my in-laws a cookie box for their Christmas present this year
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Making my in-laws a cookie box for their Christmas present this year
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onions smell so bad and taste bad why do ppl gotta put it on everything
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
onions smell so bad and taste bad why do ppl gotta put it on everything
Currently crying in the Sam's Club parking lot because their app is fucking stupid and won't let me get gas
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Currently crying in the Sam's Club parking lot because their app is fucking stupid and won't let me get gas
Happy winter solstice, friends! A reminder that the dark days are ending and the sun WILL come again!!
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy winter solstice, friends! A reminder that the dark days are ending and the sun WILL come again!!
Justin Bieber reprising his song Bigger would heal me, I think
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Justin Bieber reprising his song Bigger would heal me, I think
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Started a new crochet project last night that I am titling Strawberry Milk. It's going to be a cow pattern blanket but instead of black spots, there will be pink spots
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Started a new crochet project last night that I am titling Strawberry Milk. It's going to be a cow pattern blanket but instead of black spots, there will be pink spots
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The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
Numbah one day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Numbah one day of Christmas my tutu gave to me
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
I changed my mind now we're listening to Hawaiian Christmas music
Bosses are gone that means I get to play my Christmas Trap playlist out loud in my office let's fucking goooooo
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I changed my mind now we're listening to Hawaiian Christmas music
Bosses are gone that means I get to play my Christmas Trap playlist out loud in my office let's fucking goooooo
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bosses are gone that means I get to play my Christmas Trap playlist out loud in my office let's fucking goooooo
The back "button" on my phone is not really a button. You just swipe from the side in, which is cool. When it works. But I keep pushing random buttons when I try to go back 😭
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The back "button" on my phone is not really a button. You just swipe from the side in, which is cool. When it works. But I keep pushing random buttons when I try to go back 😭