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Courtney | they/them | 28 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | current favorite ao3 tag: spitting :/ https://linktr.ee/ereaderr
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Spooky October #promosky

Hi, I'm Courtney but you can just call me dad

🔪 books and writing
🔪 anime (jjk, aot, solo leveling, demon slayer)
🔪 pc gaming (baldur's gate, stardew valley)
🔪 baby helpol (iso research book recs!!)
🔪 meme enthusiast

Be gay 💁🏽‍♀️ do crime 🫶🏽

♡ / ⟳ appreciated comrades 💕🫰🏽
When is Nicki Minaj not crashing out
It's sooo frustrating as a person who sometimes presents as femme! They always try to do extra shit that I don't actually need, and their tune always changes when I get my husband on the phone to talk to them
Potentially more controversial answer:

I don't think it counts as monster fucking
Potentially controversial question:

Would sex with the Hulk be considered monster fucking?
"oh but you're shipping a minor character with an adult character!"

BABE THEY ARE NOT REAL!!
5 movies to get to know me

Train to Busan
The Mummy/The Mummy Returns
28 Days Later
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
The Princess Bride
5 movies to get to know me

fight club
barbie
fear and loathing in las vegas
gone girl
jerry maguire
5 movies do get to know me

the wizard of oz
pride and prejudice (2005)
thg: ballad of songbirds and snakes
hercules
thunderbolts*
Just blocked someone for saying that people shouldn't ship "problematic ships" like babe they are fake people in fake situations
I couldn't even be mad at them because like... are they totally wrong?
My coworker just asked why I have a picture of a cartoon twink hung up above my desk
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Yes, we be reading smut, and so what.
We grown. You need to read some too. That's prolly why that lady dont wanna fuck you no mo. Prolly bored.
I just need to hurry up and learn Japanese, FUCK
They're all literally so cute I can't choose a favorite
My jjk figures are out for delivery!!
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
Like holy shit I just wanna look masc but all I can see is femme when I look in the mirror 😭
On my period + boobs are bigger so they're not as flat under my binder = body dismorphia going CRAZY 🤪
Happy Monday I need coffee or I might die
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:

Me: Mr. Giyu!!