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Courtney | they/them | 28 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | aggressively queer 🌈 | perma DM
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December #promosky comin in hot!
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
I'm off for the next FIVE DAYS!!
(I will still be busy as fuck, but at least I'm not going to be at work)
(I will still be busy as fuck, but at least I'm not going to be at work)
December 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm off for the next FIVE DAYS!!
(I will still be busy as fuck, but at least I'm not going to be at work)
(I will still be busy as fuck, but at least I'm not going to be at work)
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
It actually sucks that I can't stand the taste of alcohol because so many cocktails and mixed drinks sound so yummy but I know that if I can taste the liquor at all I will Hate It™️
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It actually sucks that I can't stand the taste of alcohol because so many cocktails and mixed drinks sound so yummy but I know that if I can taste the liquor at all I will Hate It™️
Fuck it, the busses start running in 15 minutes I'M LEAVING
2.5 more hours until I'm off for Christmas. In theory, I have enough PTO to leave early if I want to but then that would mean I have to hoof it a mile back to my car instead of taking the bus...
a spongebob squarepants scene with a yellow flower and a banana
Alt: A fish crawling through open doors. He is destitute
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Fuck it, the busses start running in 15 minutes I'M LEAVING
2.5 more hours until I'm off for Christmas. In theory, I have enough PTO to leave early if I want to but then that would mean I have to hoof it a mile back to my car instead of taking the bus...
a spongebob squarepants scene with a yellow flower and a banana
Alt: A fish crawling through open doors. He is destitute
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
2.5 more hours until I'm off for Christmas. In theory, I have enough PTO to leave early if I want to but then that would mean I have to hoof it a mile back to my car instead of taking the bus...
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
Spending the weekend after Christmas with my aunts, who don't know that I'm trans. Trying to figure out how to tell them, if I tell them at all
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Spending the weekend after Christmas with my aunts, who don't know that I'm trans. Trying to figure out how to tell them, if I tell them at all
Pizza earrings!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pizza earrings!!
I was brave and called IT everybody clap
Why the fuck is my printer making everything I print bright pink
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I was brave and called IT everybody clap
Why the fuck is my printer making everything I print bright pink
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Why the fuck is my printer making everything I print bright pink
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
I definitely forgot about eating bro 😭 time for a late lunch!!
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I definitely forgot about eating bro 😭 time for a late lunch!!
There always comes a point after I stay up for 24+ hours that I think to myself, "you know, I was so productive I should just stay up tonight too!"
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There always comes a point after I stay up for 24+ hours that I think to myself, "you know, I was so productive I should just stay up tonight too!"
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
This is the devil speaking. Do not listen to him
Running on zero hours of sleep but I still managed to make my accessories festive
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Running on zero hours of sleep but I still managed to make my accessories festive
3 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
4 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
3 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
One of the projects I completed last night was setting up our big year long wall calendar for 2026 and I am SO proud of it
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
One of the projects I completed last night was setting up our big year long wall calendar for 2026 and I am SO proud of it
Unintentionally staying up to welcome the sun after the longest night of the year FTW
What has two thumbs and did not sleep even a little bit last night?
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Unintentionally staying up to welcome the sun after the longest night of the year FTW
What has two thumbs and did not sleep even a little bit last night?
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What has two thumbs and did not sleep even a little bit last night?
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
👍🏾this guy👍🏾
Freshened up the mullet ✨
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Freshened up the mullet ✨
Successfully made 2/5 doughs. Will spend the next couple of days just filling the freezer and then bake everything Xmas eve
On the docket are sugar cookies, raspberry thumbprints, brookies, gingerbread men, and chocolate chip
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Successfully made 2/5 doughs. Will spend the next couple of days just filling the freezer and then bake everything Xmas eve
4 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
4 days until 🎁PRESENTS🎁
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i wish AI a very die
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i wish AI a very die
Making my in-laws a cookie box for their Christmas present this year
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Making my in-laws a cookie box for their Christmas present this year
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onions smell so bad and taste bad why do ppl gotta put it on everything
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
onions smell so bad and taste bad why do ppl gotta put it on everything
Currently crying in the Sam's Club parking lot because their app is fucking stupid and won't let me get gas
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Currently crying in the Sam's Club parking lot because their app is fucking stupid and won't let me get gas