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@n0tyourdad.bsky.social
Courtney | they/them | 28 | meme connoisseur | vine expert | oxford comma enthusiast | find me on ao3: NotYourDad | aggressively queer 🌈 | perma DM
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Running on zero hours of sleep but I still managed to make my accessories festive
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Running on zero hours of sleep but I still managed to make my accessories festive
Freshened up the mullet ✨
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Freshened up the mullet ✨
Flirting is sm more fun than being chased tbh because why am I running from you in the first place, huh? Ever think about that??
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Flirting is sm more fun than being chased tbh because why am I running from you in the first place, huh? Ever think about that??
This is the face of a man who has done shit all today
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is the face of a man who has done shit all today
These comments are fryyyyyying me HELP
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
These comments are fryyyyyying me HELP
Here, have my face
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here, have my face
I humbly present to you my best boy, Butter, in this Thanksgiving outfit (he is a butterball turkey)
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I humbly present to you my best boy, Butter, in this Thanksgiving outfit (he is a butterball turkey)
"We are pleased to introduce the newest addition to our family, White Foreigner!"
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"We are pleased to introduce the newest addition to our family, White Foreigner!"
What are your oddly comforting emotional support films?
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What are your oddly comforting emotional support films?
Your wish is my command
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your wish is my command
I am the same way. Love the new jewelry, but hate the actual stabbing
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I am the same way. Love the new jewelry, but hate the actual stabbing
Not now, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not now, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later
Memory tree is up! We have one ornament for every Christmas we have lived together going back all the way to 2017, plus some cool ones we just liked
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Memory tree is up! We have one ornament for every Christmas we have lived together going back all the way to 2017, plus some cool ones we just liked
Giving this ol boy a reread
And yes, that is a chip clip being used as a bookmark. What about it
And yes, that is a chip clip being used as a bookmark. What about it
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Giving this ol boy a reread
And yes, that is a chip clip being used as a bookmark. What about it
And yes, that is a chip clip being used as a bookmark. What about it
Watching all of my bsky friends talk about playing DnD, but I don't get to play because my IRL friends can't get their shit together
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Watching all of my bsky friends talk about playing DnD, but I don't get to play because my IRL friends can't get their shit together
Idk why I'm so orange in this
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Idk why I'm so orange in this
Me at every single inconvenience, no matter how small:
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me at every single inconvenience, no matter how small:
Delighted and unsurprised because EPIC has gone platinum in my house multiple times this year
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Delighted and unsurprised because EPIC has gone platinum in my house multiple times this year
Not surprised, but holy christ I have a problem LOL
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not surprised, but holy christ I have a problem LOL
I've been hit with the itch
*opens ao3*
*opens ao3*
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've been hit with the itch
*opens ao3*
*opens ao3*
Look at this fuck ass airhead I just unwrapped. I am going to write a strongly worded letter or whatever
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Look at this fuck ass airhead I just unwrapped. I am going to write a strongly worded letter or whatever
December #promosky comin in hot!
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
December #promosky comin in hot!
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap
Hi, I'm Courtney. 28, married, destroyer of worlds
🎅🏽 Anime: jujutsu kaisen, demon slayer, deathnote, your lie in april, aot
🎅🏽 Reading: project hail mary, romance, horror & fantasy
🎅🏽 Cooking and baking
🎅🏽 Movies: pride & prejudice (2005), the mummy (1999)
Let's yap