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Mystic Bitchcraft
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Ever wanted to learn Tarot, but find most of the books out there dry or filled with "love and light"?

F#$k that. Welcome to MysticBitchcraft, unfiltered fortunes for the practically inclined. I will teach you to read the tarot like the menace you are.
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August 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I would like to compliment the array of women with pit hair on display this summer season. So many of us quit shaving after 2020 and I am proud of us.
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's my birthday, send me burger money.

$mysticbitchcraft on the venmos and cashapps.
August 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Whoever is @therickwilson.bsky.social 's audio editor needs to be fired. The ads insert themselves randomly. The audio is so quiet I have to turn the volume up all the way only to have the randomly inserted ads be so loud I go deaf.
July 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hey #philadelphia, what organizing meetings are you going to?
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I really think we got here because of the prevalence of child abuse in America. It's just so clear to me no one loved these fucked up men in the Oval Office and that's why their mad and want "respect". Be pro abortion just so there can be less consequences from unwanted motherhood.
March 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Brutal.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just listened to the Zelensky meeting and good grief. This reminds me of an abusive boyfriend saying you should be grateful he bought dinner and you owe him sex because of it. To men unfamiliar, welcome to the female experience. Jeezus. This is literally only the second month.
March 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Happy #Caturday from Bing Bing to you.
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy Friday! #Caturday Eve!
February 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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hakeem jeffries is an inspiration for lobotomy survivors everywhere 💪
February 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Always wondered how the Star Wars Emperor could start with a battle-hardened army and end up with an "entire legion of his best troops" being beaten to death by teddybears with sticks.

Then Hegseth ended up as US Defence Sec. And now yeah that makes sense.
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. Harriet the Spy inspired me as a kid to start Journaling.
February 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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People tell me to be safe while biking, and while I appreciate it, what I'd really appreciate is people going a step further and pondering *why* they think biking is unsafe. Because then they'd have to grapple with the fact that we've designed our society to make biking "dangerous" for many people.
February 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@therickwilson.bsky.social @lincolnproject.us Referencing the latest #enemieslist episode, Jasmine Crocket is 43. Not GenZ at all. She's an elder millennial and we claim her. Also stop promoting Oprah's podcast. She helped bring about the antivax movement ffs.
February 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@lincolnproject.us I beg you. Stop promoting Oprah. She's given us so many of our modern villains. "Dr." Phill would be dead in a ditch somewhere if she hadn't put him on TV. Now he's a right wing nutter. This is a single example plucked from an encyclopedia of examples.
February 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Lol. His own people hate him for sure.
my man got that jiminy cricket body
February 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Have to say Trump's new anti-drug campaign could work. Who else could make drug abuse look this wack?
February 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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look, who wouldn't prefer playing with a chainsaw to dealing with their child's life-threatening medical issues
Meanwhile, on X, The Everything App
February 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Phones can’t get any bigger than they are now.

I have dropped my phone onto my face more times than I’d like to admit and if they get any heavier, I’m going to be walking around with black eyes and will need to make up some sort of narrative other than my hands are bad at holding things.
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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“Respect your elders.”

Literally no.
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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And here’s the copy. Please disseminate these images widely. Who needs to place ads in a newspaper that few people actually read anymore?
February 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM