Deleting all the socials from my phone for a while. I’m sure I’ll come crawling back, I always do.
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Deleting all the socials from my phone for a while. I’m sure I’ll come crawling back, I always do.
THE LEGEND
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
THE LEGEND
The disconnect between Packers fans wanting to fire everyone every week and the 31 other teams tripping over themselves to steal their entire coaching staff is very very funny to me
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The disconnect between Packers fans wanting to fire everyone every week and the 31 other teams tripping over themselves to steal their entire coaching staff is very very funny to me
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
Time to bring out my old pre-Giannis “Contract the Bucks and give us an NHL team instead” takes, baby.
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Time to bring out my old pre-Giannis “Contract the Bucks and give us an NHL team instead” takes, baby.
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Bugonia would be like a 12 minute movie where Plemons kidnaps her, explains his deal, and she nods and goes “Yeah that makes sense”
I wonder what the dumbest thing you could get Brittany Mahomes to believe is.
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Bugonia would be like a 12 minute movie where Plemons kidnaps her, explains his deal, and she nods and goes “Yeah that makes sense”
Hard to know why I’ve woken up with I Wanna Be Wrong by @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social stuck in my head basically every morning the last few days.
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Hard to know why I’ve woken up with I Wanna Be Wrong by @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social stuck in my head basically every morning the last few days.
Imagine losing this game.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Imagine losing this game.
Much like the Vikings and their Minneapolis Miracle it’s nice to see the Bears get an iconic postseason moment that DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Much like the Vikings and their Minneapolis Miracle it’s nice to see the Bears get an iconic postseason moment that DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL
My guess is McManus and Bisaccia are the sacrificial lambs and MLF gets another year.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
My guess is McManus and Bisaccia are the sacrificial lambs and MLF gets another year.
FINALLY
anime is OUT in 2026. deadwood is IN
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
FINALLY
“I want to hire Daniel Vogelbach”
“Okay, to what position?”
“Party captain”
“We can’t do that.”
“Fine, hitting coach or something, I don’t care”
“Okay, to what position?”
“Party captain”
“We can’t do that.”
“Fine, hitting coach or something, I don’t care”
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“I want to hire Daniel Vogelbach”
“Okay, to what position?”
“Party captain”
“We can’t do that.”
“Fine, hitting coach or something, I don’t care”
“Okay, to what position?”
“Party captain”
“We can’t do that.”
“Fine, hitting coach or something, I don’t care”
Weird I’ve never seen Aaron Rodgers play wild superhero football and his defense respond by shitting into their own hats on the field before. First time.
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Weird I’ve never seen Aaron Rodgers play wild superhero football and his defense respond by shitting into their own hats on the field before. First time.
Big shoutout to the school you go to if you hate your parents and want to get away from them
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Big shoutout to the school you go to if you hate your parents and want to get away from them
Tens of thousands of people in Vegas chose to go to this instead of spending their money on Zombie Burlesque, what a fumble.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Tens of thousands of people in Vegas chose to go to this instead of spending their money on Zombie Burlesque, what a fumble.
Giving this day of football the attention it deserves (very little)
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Giving this day of football the attention it deserves (very little)
First post of 2026. Yeah brother. They’re gonna suck just as bad this year too. I’m not good at this!
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 AM
First post of 2026. Yeah brother. They’re gonna suck just as bad this year too. I’m not good at this!
Being an adult is having Kleenex on hand so when you get sick you don’t have to redden the shit outta your nose by using toilet paper to blow your nose instead.
I am not yet an adult. It’s a process.
I am not yet an adult. It’s a process.
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Being an adult is having Kleenex on hand so when you get sick you don’t have to redden the shit outta your nose by using toilet paper to blow your nose instead.
I am not yet an adult. It’s a process.
I am not yet an adult. It’s a process.
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Bills fans having to listen to their worst enemy Tom Brady on their lowest day of the season is like if devoted monogamy was riding in the car with JFK
December 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Bills fans having to listen to their worst enemy Tom Brady on their lowest day of the season is like if devoted monogamy was riding in the car with JFK
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he loves pancakes
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
he loves pancakes
Made an important purchase tonight.
And shoutout to UFO Records in GB for putting it in a pizza bag after I checked out. Immaculate vibes there, down to even the bags.
And shoutout to UFO Records in GB for putting it in a pizza bag after I checked out. Immaculate vibes there, down to even the bags.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Made an important purchase tonight.
And shoutout to UFO Records in GB for putting it in a pizza bag after I checked out. Immaculate vibes there, down to even the bags.
And shoutout to UFO Records in GB for putting it in a pizza bag after I checked out. Immaculate vibes there, down to even the bags.
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For your consideration: a couple of merlins doin it
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
For your consideration: a couple of merlins doin it