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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 15h

Dan I have people coming over tomorrow and we’re gonna get pizza, what’s your canonical Jet’s Pizza order again? I know you say it in quite a few videos but give us a post the people can easily refer back to.

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 15h

I AM

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 15h

I just skated around the walking trails at my local park for like two hours. I pushed well and didn’t fall off. I can sort of competently ride a skateboard now. I AM YOUNG.

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 1d

How do I get Christian Yelich to do this

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about how Cal Raleigh—a quiet guy!—said two years ago ownership had to get serious. And how everyone wanted them to get Suarez, but we all thought they’d wouldn’t actually do it. And then they did.

And tonight he did that.

One more.

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t forget that no matter what happens here the Brewers still won the season series over the Dodgers and will get a chance at the transitive World Series title either way.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2d

There are basically only two positions in the debate about Al.
1. He enabled “The Tool Man” and endangered everyone around them. AI sucks.
2. Without Al, things would have been way worse, he let Tim have a career and family. Holy cow, he’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 2d

Pictured: Aaron Rodgers (left) and Jordan Love (right) take the elevator to their meeting for a joint Sunday Night Football interview next week

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 2d

DOES HE HAVE A VINTAGE MOMENT IN HIM

(He did not.)

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 2d

Every time Yahoo sends me the your game is starting notification I am surprised. Every time for the last decade.

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 2d

Even after the barbecue joke?

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 2d

Wiger and the Spoonman on the Dumptruck when

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone knows that Grave Digger wear is for everyday and Son-uva Digger is formal wear.

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ceej @ceej.online · Jan 10

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 3d

And also, yeah, good lord. #GhostOfYotei

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 3d

The attention to detail in this game is real cool. Watch how the blood reacts with the water. #GhostOfYotei

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 3d

This makes me want to be a trucker

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 4d

Band Aid is selling glow in the dark bandaids. Couldn’t catch me in one of those. It’s the real world equivalent of a glowing weak spot that telegraphs where you can hit someone for massive damage.

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you. It’s nice to be heard and listened to.

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe next time you don’t go 6-0 against the Dodgers in the regular season so they feel like they have to prove a point in the playoffs. Maybe you let em have a couple. As a treat.

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 5d

Stupid entire division is gonna win like 10 games at least each again huh. I hate it here. Straight division swap, Packers for Browns, who says no.

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 5d

*sits down for Sunday breakfast with family* Alright we’re gonna elect this week’s captain. It’s not that serious guys, not a big deal. But get it right.

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 5d

Veteran pass rusher Za’Darius Smith has retired, he announced.

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 6d

You can only give those games to a country that will willingly show up on a rainy night at Stoke. They’re the only ones who can handle them.

Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 7d

Oh that rules lmfao

Mark Podskarbi @mvp21.bsky.social · 7d

Whichever player brought the L flag is immediately a Brewers legend

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Jesse G. @mynameisjesseg.bsky.social · 7d

I’m 36 years old and I am not kidding when I say I can’t remember a single time in my life that a Chicago team beat the Wisconsin team in something actually important in sports