Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
I’m not a captain I just crunch a lot
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Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 7
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I take it back I pretty sure I got food poisoning from the restaurant that inspired this post
I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I take it back I pretty sure I got food poisoning from the restaurant that inspired this post
If birds are basically dinosaurs I bet velociraptors were tasty as heck
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If birds are basically dinosaurs I bet velociraptors were tasty as heck
Truly the dumbest and smartest piece of fiction ever created. Chainsaw Man is my favorite thing ever.
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Truly the dumbest and smartest piece of fiction ever created. Chainsaw Man is my favorite thing ever.
I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am a defender of Bostons food scene but goddamn Boston doesn’t know shit about fried chicken
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
I went to school for analytical chemistry (yuck boring) but then took a class in food chemistry (wow cool neat) and now I make seltzer for a living
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I went to school for analytical chemistry (yuck boring) but then took a class in food chemistry (wow cool neat) and now I make seltzer for a living
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If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If you don't let your theater kid do theater they turn into fascists. That's what I've learned this decade.
Trump gave Mamdani the “McDonalds at the White House” smile lmaooo
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Trump gave Mamdani the “McDonalds at the White House” smile lmaooo
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
Facebooks cultural trajectory is so funny. At first it was for connecting with your friends and family. For a little bit it was used to overthrow governments and brainwash the masses. Now it’s the app you use to sell your couch and look for free stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Facebooks cultural trajectory is so funny. At first it was for connecting with your friends and family. For a little bit it was used to overthrow governments and brainwash the masses. Now it’s the app you use to sell your couch and look for free stuff.
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anyone who posts less than me is oblivious to the world around them. anyone who posts more than me is a jobless low life bum.
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
anyone who posts less than me is oblivious to the world around them. anyone who posts more than me is a jobless low life bum.
I didn’t need a new bill Clinton fact tonight guys
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I didn’t need a new bill Clinton fact tonight guys
Body positivity includes owning your farts
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Body positivity includes owning your farts
Tech support guy won’t stop sniffling during this entire call to fix an obscure problem no one can seem to fix kill me
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tech support guy won’t stop sniffling during this entire call to fix an obscure problem no one can seem to fix kill me
LinkedIn: The everything app
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
LinkedIn: The everything app
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
Dick Cheney dying like a literal canary in a coal mine
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Dick Cheney dying like a literal canary in a coal mine
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies
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switching the clocks sucks and confuses me and i hate it. i don't care if we pick daylight savings time or the other one but i want us to just pick one and stick with it so i can stop googling shit like "what time is 6am tomorrow" and "is 6 the new 7"
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
switching the clocks sucks and confuses me and i hate it. i don't care if we pick daylight savings time or the other one but i want us to just pick one and stick with it so i can stop googling shit like "what time is 6am tomorrow" and "is 6 the new 7"
Our president cares more about a good poop than anything else
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Our president cares more about a good poop than anything else